Driving my Husband
I had a busy day, so when my husband came home from work I suggested that we go get dinner at one of the local sports bars. He jumped at the chance since he could […]
Category: Relationships
The Dangerous Man
I was talking a newly single friend of mine, and one of her regrets in life is that she never had her “dangerous man”. While men do not understand why women are attracted to dangerous […]
The Demon Barber of Augusta Drive
Haircuts a’ la Sweeney Todd not for the faint of heart I live in a rather large town just north of Dallas. When I first came to Denton in 1975 to attend college the population […]
Every Dog Deserves a Ball…Or Two
I will admit that my dogs are spoiled. I have a family room filled with their toys. We have birthday parties for them; they eat sirloin steak from time to time; and their lives, in […]
They Don’t Make Car Breakdowns Like They Used To
I had to pick up one of my friends at the car dealership where her car was getting its computer overhauled. Apparently, something went kerflooey and her turn signals would not go on if she […]
Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival
Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town. I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun. I didn’t even know those […]
CrackBerry
CrackBerry “Stop it! Don’t do this here!” “One sec.” “People are looking at the scene we’re making.” “Then stop making it.” “What?!” “Let me just reply to this […]
Wedding Dreams and Nightmares
I have become addicted to two wedding-themed shows on television. The first, Say Yes to the Dress, focuses on the sales consultants and clients of Kleinfeld’s, a renowned bridal salon in New York City. During […]
The Psychic and the Internet Minister
I went with my friend to the psychic. Yes, the psychic. I know so many of you have opinions on psychics, but can you just try to hold them in while I tell this story? […]
Up, Up and Away
I would like to discuss Erectile Dysfunction. Obviously, I do not suffer from the malady, and when I told my husband I was writing about this, he emitted a loud gasp and then insisted that […]