Category: Politics
Where’s Jan Brewer
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) is missing. Supposedly, the right-wing governor has flown the coop and even missed a ballot certification event. While her mission is so secret that not even her closest friends know […]
We got legitimately raped out of a seat at this bakery
During this last election, single women took a beating. Not like a Chris Brown beating, but a verbal beatdown. And by the end of it, they were pretty much labeled whores for voting for Obama, […]
Joe Biden’s Costco Adventure
“I’m looking for pies,” handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden’s shopping spree through Costco. Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid’s books, Duraflames (fuck yeah), a 32 […]
An Email From The Top General
From: General Martin Dempsey To: All Admirals and Generals CC: Leon In light of recent developments concerning three top generals, it is essential that we clarify our policies on the use of email. Your fundamental […]
How The Fiscal Cliff Will Revolutionize Warfare
The so-called Fiscal Cliff is on everyone’s mind these days. Among the automatic cuts set to take place on January 2 are steep reductions in military spending. Not surprisingly, defense contractors and politicians are crying […]
I Would Totally Do Barack
Of course I would never do anything to hurt Michelle and the kids, or jeopardize national security, but if I was asked to, you know, do the president for the good of the people, I […]