The Funniest Comedy Ever Written
Many years ago I came up with an idea for a screenplay – The Funniest Comedy Ever Written. It would be a masterpiece. People everywhere would stand in long lines to watch the movie. Tears […]
Category: Writers
A Social Media Slap Down
Everywhere I turn, social media experts tell me that as an author I must “build my platform.” I’m trying, I really am. But some attempts make me stop and scratch my head. The other day, […]
How to Be Funny
DISCLAIMER: The author is a humor writer and a little touched in the head. Don’t believe everything she says. Chapter 1: Hilarious Misery As with greatness, some people are born funny, others have funniness thrust […]
Written After Reading Too Much Stephen King
Donnie was sitting in the kitchen eating Tofutti and talking softly with Teenie, a little boy who lived in Donnie’s liver. Donnie never knew how Teenie got into his liver. It must have been all […]
US Election Race sensational dope scandal!
LEFT: The next US President thinking deeply and carefully about Health Care Reform THE WHOLE OF the American political system was rocked yesterday by the revelation of a dope scandal enveloping the Presidential election race. […]
Brad Pitt and the US war on drugs – at the rate of $2,000 for 20 minutes
HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR BRAD Pitt went on the warpath against drugs abuse in the US recently with the completely selfless promotion of his new documentary The House We Live In. This is not all about the […]
London Mayor, Boris Johnson on UK Prime Minister David Cameron and ‘Privileges’
CARPE DIEM, chaps! Well, it’s obvious that expecting some people to understand that would be ab asino lanam! Cripes! Some Old Etonians seem to think the Magna Carta is an ice cream! People keep coming […]
Television talent show is “not rigged” shock!
THE WORLD OF showbiz and tabloid journalism was rocked yesterday by news that the TV talent show, The Wow Factor was completely above board and honest. In all circumstances, apparently, each contestant had won their […]
Overcoming Writer’s Block the Lazy Way
If you ask a hundred writers about writer’s block, you’ll get a hundred conflicting viewpoints. It’s like the common cold. Everybody has a remedy, some of which work a little better than others. Some writers […]
There’s something off in the ‘Looper’ preview (and it isn’t just JGL’s blue eyes!).
I’m a little crazy as a movie-watcher. One little thing can set me off about a movie. For example, in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, during a chase scene in the film, they are supposed to […]