His Royal Highness the Prince of Cambridge
“This calls for a celebration. Break out the gin!” Queen Elizabeth upon hearing the news of the royal birth. “This calls for a celebration. Break out the gin!” Queen Elizabeth after checking on her goldfish […]
Ronan O’Brien doesn’t have any eyelids.
Ronan O’Brien was a nondescript, cold-hearted kid who didn’t give much away. He carried the same blank expression every time you saw him and was hard to read. To describe him as lazy is to […]
The Crimson Chubby
Every year there are attendees at Comic-Con known as cosplayers who like to dress up as their favorite characters. Some put an amazing amount of work into their costumes. I took a picture of this […]
Unicorn Bites 7/22/13
I’m pretty athletic if hating people counts as a sport. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 22, 2013 My wife said she doesn’t believe in casual sex, so I showed up for bed in […]
Ice Ice Baby
The first time I went to meet Jill Y’s parents was a terrifying experience. I don’t usually care what people think of me and but I needed them to like be because I was pretty […]
Unicorn Bites 7/21/13
If “Pretty Woman” was remotely realistic, Julia Roberts would have smothered that guy with a pillow and used his money to buy crystal meth. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 21, 2013 “Hey, someone […]
Royal Baby Radio Watch
As the “Kate Wait” and royal baby watch continue to keep Britain and the world on high alert, one town isn’t to be out done when it comes to celebrating the new Prince or Princess […]