The truth was written all over his face
Crime took place yet few spoke about it for fear of being laughed at. Fortunately for you, I’m used to being laughed at but one day I hope to be pitied too. Successful criminals are […]
George Zimmerman Changing Last Name to Sandusky To Clean Up Image
Word has leaked that George Zimmerman has initiated proceedings to change his last name to “Sandusky” in order to clean up his tarnished image. A quote alleged to be genuine from Zimmerman noted, “The name […]
All-Star Game Racist Tweets Bug Me
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman RACISM TWITTERS AT MLB ALL-STAR GAME I don’t know if I like Twitter so much. The short pithies attract dumb people and racists and these guys were tweeting their […]
Unicorn Bites 7/25/13
My main problem is I’m attractive in all the wrong places. I don’t have a pretty face, but I do have the world’s sexiest elbows. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2013 Putting […]
Chatting with Bond Girl Lana Wood
Actress Lana Wood played more than her fair share of sultry bad girls on the big screen, but in real life, she’s someone you’d like to take to lunch. Find out more about Diamonds Are […]
The Fog Mystery
My husband and I were frolicking in the waves at the Jersey shore. The sky was blue; the air was calm. But suddenly–yes, this is my cheesy lead into a weird and eerie occurrence—a mist […]
We Near The End
We’ve all had jobs that aren’t a good fit. We grind it out for a while and then get fired. It’s depressing at first, but later we realize that it’s actually a good thing. It’s […]
Chilly Day in New York Takes Toll on Anthony Weiner
Unseasonably cold temperatures today in the northeast. In fact, it was so cold in New York this morning, Anthony Weiner had to text photos of himself dressed in his long johns.
I will burn my money
The Nigerian Prince was not happy. For such a long time, he had sent out emails with business proposals but nobody ever responded and he just couldn’t understand why. His proposals were all financially sound […]
Collective Unconscious
This week HO presents Humor Meets Sci-Fi and we are proud to post this one which was created for the 24-Hour Film Race This is a short film from the team “The Cunning Stunts”, exploring […]