Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project. She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for the […]
Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.
Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular juncture […]
I Love Lucy: The Serial Criminal
The TV is my alarm in the morning. It clicks on to tell me the new day has begun. Today, it clicked on to I Love Lucy. I admit that I am a fan of […]
Are Smart Phones Getting Sweeter?
The early smart phones were healthy fruit — blackberries and apples. But lately, Google has introduced our phones to gingerbread, honeycomb, and ice cream sandwiches. The smart phone ads talk about all the data you […]
120 petabyte hard drive
If I was 2+67+7+1+15-34+35-1 years of age, I would be 92 years of age. If I was 92 years of age, I would have a 120 petabyte hard drive of things that would have bothered […]
Excuse me, Mr. TSA man, I’m feeling a little frisky!
In spite of the fact that my family flies more frequently than the average pilot, I was oblivious to new TSA regulations. Apparently, full body scans have been implemented, and invasive pat downs are quickly becoming […]
Sisterly Love
My sister’s nickname in college was “The Body.” My nickname in college was “Can You Introduce Me To Your Sister?”
The Anti Pick-up Line
My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit.
Gut-Busting Words With Kids
Humorist Art Linkletter is most well known for his popular broadcast program Kids Say the Darndest Things, which ran from the 1940s through the 1960s. However, beyond merely saying the darndest things, sometimes kids DO the darndest […]
That Crafty G-Spot
Scientists say they have physically located the elusive G-Spot which theoretically is responsible for a woman’s heightened sexual pleasure. And now on a NOT so surprising note: it wasn’t anywhere near where men have been […]