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Should I Star in a Workout Video?

May 2, 2011June 1, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I work out a great deal. I go to the gym four to five times a week. I used to swim all the time, but I felt as if I needed to change up my […]

4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylegyms, humor, swimming, treadmills, videos, working out, workout clothes

The Missing Neighbor

May 1, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have a neighbor. She is inconsiderate and downright hostile not only to me but to everyone in the neighborhood.  No one has done anything to her. We just think she is one of those […]

6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, LifestyleBMW, humor, mercedes, neighbors, police, stolen goods

“Don’t Bogart that joint ya’ crazy wing-nut”

May 1, 2011May 1, 2011 lbwoodgate

A picture can often convey meanings that were never intended.  But it’s a lot of fun to pretend.  What if a bunch of Republican governors sneaked off during during their annual conference to smoke pot […]

2 CommentsFictionGOP humor, GOP pot smokers

Helpful Tips for Grandparents Raising Grandchildren

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

You are almost 60-years old. The nest has been empty for quite a while. You’ve worked all of your life and were looking forward to those quiet husband and wife moments of travel, volunteer and […]

9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsgrandchild, grandchildren, grandparenting, grandparents, parenting, raising children, raising grandchildren

The Speeding Ticket Gender Gap

April 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A study by the auto insurance industry reveals that women stand a better chance of getting out of a traffic ticket than men. Gee, what a surprise.  I don’t mean to be facetious, but the […]

4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsaging, humor, police, speeding, speeding tickets, SWAT team, women drivers

The Source of Good

April 30, 2011January 20, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Have you ever heard something like this? “How do we define ‘good’ if we don’t believe in God? God in his word, the Bible, tells us what’s good and bad and right and wrong. If […]

5 CommentsEveryday Lifebible, cavemen, chimpanzees, humor. good

Purpose of Church

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take […]

2 CommentsEveryday Lifecharity, church, community, funny, humor, sacrifice, services, Sunday

Scene of the Crime

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I went to Catholic Mass recently for the first time in forever for the sake of family harmony (or was it to get new material?) I have to admit that after having some distance from […]

1 CommentFictioncatholics, christianity, church, humor, religion

Learning to Read my Pets’ Minds

April 29, 2011May 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

On a daily basis, my email box is filled with offers from schools that want to help me change my life.  I can go back to school and earn all kinds of credentials. I can […]

4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsclasses, dogs, humor, pets, psychics

Hot Wax and Hurt Feelings Do not Mix

April 29, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Believe it or not, sometimes I get into quiet moods when I do not like to talk. I know — it is hard to believe – right?  However, every once in a while it happens. […]

1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyledentist, funny, humor, politics, wax

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