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How to Peel an Orange

April 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Orange, one of a handful of words that has no perfect rhyme equivalency is an extraordinary fruit. It has a delicious sweet pulp inside with a thick bitter outer layer of skin. The orange is […]

5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleorange, orange growers, orange juice, peels

Is it the End of the World – Again?

April 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Once again, the end-of-the-world talk is making the news. But this time, instead of December 21, 2012 being the day when we all cease to be, one guy, who is another one claiming to have […]

20 CommentsLifestyleend of world, funny, judgment day, religion, religious fanatics, survival

What Party is For You?

April 28, 2011May 3, 2011 Richard Spall

Here is a short quiz that you can use to determine what political party is right for you. Choose the most appropriate answer for each item, total your points, and match it to the scale […]

7 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsfunny, GOP, government, guns, homosexuality, humor, Obama, Republicans, voting

Ethics, Food, and You

April 28, 2011July 11, 2013 Richard Spall

Let’s face it. As a species, relatively speaking, humans pretty much suck. We’re slow, we’re weak, and we’re fragile. A cheetah can run 60 mph.  Sure, some guy in the Olympics might run 20 mph. […]

5 CommentsLifestylebacon, ethics, food, funny, humans, humor

Biblemania: The Story of Lot

April 27, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Every once in a while, I like to break out my favorite old book of wisdom. But I can’t find it, so let’s talk about the bible instead. I’ve addressed it in two previous segments. […]

5 CommentsFictionbible, Bible Humor, God, Lot

Does my Bank Think I am an Armed Robber?

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

My bank has a sign: “Please remove glasses, hats, hooded sweatshirts, and anything else that might aid in disguising yourself to our tellers before entering the premises.” Doesn’t it seem a bit paranoid that the […]

10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebank robbery, humor, security guard, SWAT team, trust, walmart greeter

My Take on Social Media

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Social media to me is an amazing phenomenon. I admit when it first arrived on the scene, I thought it was a fad that would fade.  I never thought people could have meaningful connections via […]

14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefacebook, follows, friends, funny, humor, social media, twitter

Shocker! Orgasms Relieve Restless Leg Syndrome

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 lbwoodgate

RATED NC-17       I know this sounds too fantastic to be true but you now have a legitimate excuse for masturbating when your mom or spouse walks in on you while you’re doing […]

21 CommentsFictiondopamine, masturbation, orgasm, restless leg syndrome cure

The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread […]

7 CommentsEveryday Lifefears, imaginary friends, siblings, sisters

To iPhone or not to iPhone? That is the question

April 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter is considering getting an iPhone. She has a Blackberry but alas, the Blackberry does not have the apps for the games she likes to play. To satisfy her game hunger, she has been […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlackberry, computers, Einstein, engineers, humor, Iphones, smart phones

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