As Families Tighten Belt, “Distressed” Jeans Feel the Pinch
OAK PARK, Illinois. Martha Reznik is the mother of a teenaged son, Todd, whose summer growth spurt means a trip to the mall for new clothes as the school year looms ahead. “He shot up […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
OAK PARK, Illinois. Martha Reznik is the mother of a teenaged son, Todd, whose summer growth spurt means a trip to the mall for new clothes as the school year looms ahead. “He shot up […]
I hate paying taxes. Everybody does. I do, however, realize we need taxes to pay for many necessary things such as the military and infrastructure. No, what really gets my goat is that frigging complicated […]
QUESADILLA, Texas. Vikki Floria is an 84 year-old chanteuse who has sung for five vice presidents, but she hasn’t had a top-selling record in over three decades. She hopes to end that losing streak with […]
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CRYSTAL CITY, Virginia. Conceding that its critics may have a point, Public Broadcasting Service President and CEO Paula Kerger announced Friday that the public television network would launch a “bold” diversity and inclusion initiative by […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about proof of vaccination, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
President Joe Biden announced yesterday that the U. S. military will airlift every Afghan female out of the country by October 1st. As the President noted, “for decades, the Taliban’s treatment of women and girls […]
I’m not a competitive person. In fact, I avoid competition altogether because I hate to lose.