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The Good Son

September 23, 2011
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When my parents got divorced they told me it wasn’t my fault, but I really think the sex tape I took of my dad had something to do with it.

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Do you Drink Your Tea This Cold?

September 23, 2011
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Do you Drink Your Tea This Cold?

Once again Republican loyalists have proven their convictions that human beings — unless they are white, male and “Christian”– have no place on this earth. In  the last debate, the Tea Party groupies advocated killing…

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All those in favor say “raise them goddam taxes”

September 22, 2011
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All those in favor say “raise them goddam taxes”

The following is a non-paid political comment that will only be funny if you don’t think Obama is a socialist Muslim not born in America.  Yes, I’m talking about you Pat Boone and others like…

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Bill O’Reilly

September 22, 2011
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Bill O’Reilly threatened to quit TV if Obama raised taxes.  Who said Obama couldn’t  accomplish anything worthwhile?

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A Review of the 2038 Re-release of ‘Star Wars’

September 21, 2011
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So, I did some time traveling and stumbled across the 2031 re-release of the Star Wars saga onto the 4D Green-Ray format. I’m not sure exactly what that means, since my 20-year-older-self will rely on…

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Are you over 30? Then, you’re probably shrinking.

September 21, 2011
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Are you over 30? Then, you’re probably shrinking.

You get old, you shrink. That’s an irrefutable fact. Your tiny grandma is living proof of that. You didn’t account for this? Oh dear. Probably best to STOP putting aside garments for a ‘retirement wardrobe’.…

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Fried Butter – Fad Food Friend or Foe

September 21, 2011
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Fried Butter – Fad Food Friend or Foe

When I was a newspaper reporter, I worked the horseshit beat.  I am not making this up. When the managing editor assigned me the beat he said, “Congrats! You get the horseshit beat.”  To the…

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HumorOutcasts.com Gear Available

September 20, 2011
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There are many items available on Zazzle now with more to come. Shop for a personalized gift at Zazzle.

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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

September 20, 2011
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Don’t worry guys, “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is still legal when it comes to herpes.

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Qwikster

September 20, 2011
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I’m suing Netflix for changing its name to Qwikster. That’s what all the girls in college used to call me.

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Community College

September 20, 2011
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If you went to a community college, my first question to you is when is my latte going to be ready?

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Kosher Love Toys

September 19, 2011
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I won’t lie. I like porno. For me, it’s a whole ordeal. I actually get excited about seeing it, in much the same way that two long-distance lovers might get excited about seeing each other,…

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Political Time Shares: The Next Great Real Estate Idea

September 19, 2011
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Political Time Shares: The Next Great Real Estate Idea

A friend informed me that the Tea Party will sweep the next elections. Although my friend never calls an election correctly, I thought I should make arrangements for this apocalyptic event on the outside chance…

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The Name Dropper

September 17, 2011
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So, listen. I’ve been standing in this line for 15 minutes waiting for my double shot, non-fat, no-foam, peppermint, half-caf, 200 degree latte with a sprinkle of cinnamon on top. And, what I don’t think…

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Louis Vuitton Condom

September 16, 2011
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  I’m thinking about buying the $68 Louis Vuitton condom, and a matching wallet it can stay in for 10 years. Seriously though, I’d only buy the Louis Vuitton condom to go with my pubic…

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So, You Wanna Learn Football? Lesson 1

September 16, 2011
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So, You Wanna Learn Football? Lesson 1

Recently, two women asked me to explain football to them. It seems their boss is hosting a football party and they do not want to look “stupid” when watching the game.  The women have been…

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Alzheimer’s: Blessing in Disguise?

September 16, 2011
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Pat Robertson made news recently for suggesting that it was OK to divorce your wife if she has Alzheimer’s disease. I personally feel he’s overlooking the benefits of being married to someone suffering from such…

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Perry Invokes “God” Rule

September 16, 2011
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Perry Invokes “God” Rule

  How dare they over rule me.   In an LA Times news report by David Savage we learn that the “U.S. Supreme Court stopped Texas officials Thursday evening from executing a Houston murderer who was…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 16, 2011
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Oh Dear Lord,  please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s  . . . oh, have him dress in drag…

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I Figured Out What Women Want!

September 15, 2011
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I Figured Out What Women Want!

As someone who was in the dating arena for most of the past summer and who has also tried online dating, I am pretty sure that I have figured out what women want. This conclusion is…

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Rescuing a Dog?

September 15, 2011
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Rescuing a Dog?

My wife and I have been looking for a good amount of time for the perfect new dog for our family. Our first two dogs passed away in the last few years and while not…

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