I don’t find answers, I sculpt monuments of solutions.
And so, the inevitable, inevitably happens. The unflappable belief I have in my own brilliance, knows no bounds or so I thought. I know this sounds stupid but what if I’m not perfect? I did […]
Tag: Bill Y Ledden
You don’t have to call me God but that’s the name on my business card.
The balloon guy couldn’t help notice that it was starting to become a common occurrence. He would do his gig, making animal shapes out of balloons, collect his fee and then he was robbed. When […]
Trysting By The Pool
Thirsty Dave wondered. He didn’t know who to complain to, so he wondered some more. He went up to the lifeguard and started giving him verbal. Ever since Ringworm Rhonda gave birth to their daughter, […]
The Great Seduction
I am not a great believer in doing things. I am a great believer in reading about doing things and reading about reading things but actually doing stuff just wears me out with the type […]
The easy way out can be expensive but well worth it.
I couldn’t think what the special occasion was. It wasn’t a birthday, Friday or the anniversary of argument number 72 but she still let me know in no uncertain terms that I was a pathetic, […]
The Gospel According To The Truth.
In my ongoing quest to try to discover what my massive problem is, I’ve hit a brick wall and it hurts. Although I don’t have any formal qualifications from the man, I like to think […]
Bill Y 1 – Non-updated Flashlight 0
I was minding my business, basking in my breathtaking brilliance while trying to figure out why the flashlight app needs to update. It’s a flashlight that has but one single purpose and that purpose is […]
I’ve had beard and I’ve had no beard so I’ve seen all that this life can throw at a brother.
I’ve been told that I’m not perfect and frankly, that hurts. As someone who has righteously, strutted his way through life to the soundtrack of 70s funk, the very notion that I’m not a million […]
Monkey See, Monkey Do And Now I Have The Doghouse Blues
Seneca says “Only time can heal what reason cannot” and Seneca is very much right. If you can do a brother a favor and explain that to Jill Y, she might let me out of […]