Trysting By The Pool
Thirsty Dave wondered. He didn’t know who to complain to, so he wondered some more. He went up to the lifeguard and started giving him verbal. Ever since Ringworm Rhonda gave birth to their daughter, […]
Thirsty Dave wondered. He didn’t know who to complain to, so he wondered some more. He went up to the lifeguard and started giving him verbal. Ever since Ringworm Rhonda gave birth to their daughter, […]
I am not a great believer in doing things. I am a great believer in reading about doing things and reading about reading things but actually doing stuff just wears me out with the type […]
I couldn’t think what the special occasion was. It wasn’t a birthday, Friday or the anniversary of argument number 72 but she still let me know in no uncertain terms that I was a pathetic, […]
In my ongoing quest to try to discover what my massive problem is, I’ve hit a brick wall and it hurts. Although I don’t have any formal qualifications from the man, I like to think […]
I was minding my business, basking in my breathtaking brilliance while trying to figure out why the flashlight app needs to update. It’s a flashlight that has but one single purpose and that purpose is […]
I’ve been told that I’m not perfect and frankly, that hurts. As someone who has righteously, strutted his way through life to the soundtrack of 70s funk, the very notion that I’m not a million […]
Seneca says “Only time can heal what reason cannot” and Seneca is very much right. If you can do a brother a favor and explain that to Jill Y, she might let me out of […]
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]