Tag: Bill Y
I’ve Changed.
I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]
Hit the road Mac
When I was a baby, I couldn’t talk with words. This was so frustrating because I’ve always been massively opinionated so it’s important that you know what I think about stuff. This was never more […]
Why do you constantly have to label things?
If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still […]
The Teacher
The truth is out there now so I might as well hold my passport up and admit it. I’m not who I claim to be. This is great when applying for jobs that you’re not […]
The Change…
Whoever said you can’t teach an old, thirsty man new tricks, certainly wasn’t a teacher of new tricks. In between bouts of wondering why he’s not drinking, Thirsty Dave has tried to get to grips […]
If the face fits.
One main difference between Bill Y and people is that I get older, not just sometimes but always. As a result of this, it’s just not possible to remember the names of all the singers […]
I think I know what the root cause of my problem is.
Allow me to present a hypothetical situation. If you were attracted to a tree, you may very well think that it’s a fairly unusual attraction to have and of course, you would be right. You […]
Steps to determine the factual content of a statement.
My friends and I are a gullible collective. Because we always choose to see the good in people, we believe what we’re told. As you can imagine, this sometimes creates a problem as we don’t […]