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Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 14, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important […]

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9 CommentsFictioncell phones, computers, fun, funny, funny lists, humor, HumorOutcasts.com, iPads, Iphones, Kathy Minicozzi, laptops, random thought, technology

The Old Woman & The Shoe Phone

February 22, 2014February 22, 2014 Heidi Clements

I said it. Out loud. Without even thinking. And then once I said it, I couldn’t take it back. And instantly… I was old. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE… Boom. There it […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleaging, cell phones, funny, Heidi Clements, humoroutcasts, radiation, twenty-something men, When I was your age..., x-rays

Having Fun With Resistance

December 16, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The Federal Communications Commission recently proposed lifting the ban on cell phone use during flights. Realizing that flights were the one remaining place where people weren’t subjected to a stranger’s argument with their spouse, the […]

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1 CommentFictionairplanes, cell phones

History Made Better With Texting

June 17, 2013June 17, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

There is a commercial (Geico Insurance) that shows a very happy Paul Revere playing charades with friends. The reason why Revere is so happy?  He has a cell phone which means he can call to […]

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4 CommentsLifestyleAdam and Eve, cell phones, custer, Donner Party, history, humor, Jesus, michelangelo, Sitting Bull, texting, Titanic

Verizon and the NSA

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

The news is reporting Verizon has been providing the National Security Agency with logs of every call their customers in the United States have made. Now we finally know who the Verizon dude was talking […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Technologycell phones, customers, National Security Agency, news, NSA, united states, verizon, Verizon Wireless

Kathy’s Points to Remember: High Tech Version

May 3, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Do not let your cell phone fall into the toilet. It can’t swim, and it will drown and die, taking all of those messages and pictures with it. Always blame the computer when it becomes […]

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10 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technology, Words to Think Uponcell phones, computers, Direct TV, funny, humor, humour, kindle, technology

Hang Up and Drive

December 23, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

My husband was behind the wheel of my Escape as we  drove down I-95 to Delaware. On the  highway, we got behind a  car that had a bumper sticker with big, red letters that said, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecell phones, driving, hands free driving, highways, humor, hypocrisy, take out foods, texting

Banning Cell Phones?

December 13, 2011December 14, 2011 Stephanie Queen

The NTSB has recommended an all out ban of cell phones in cars even if drivers are using bluetooth or hands free devices. Well, I would be for this ban if they also banned smoking, […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Lifecars, cell phones, drivers, humor, iPods, NTSB, passengers, radio, stupid government

My Run-in With Ryan Howard

November 14, 2011November 14, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

How would you react if you came face-to-face with a celebrity? I used to think that I would be cool, calm and collected, but alas, fate proved I was mistaken. Picture it: the dairy aisle […]

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4 CommentsBaseball, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecelebrities, cell phones, grocery store, humor, Justin Bieber, Phillies, Ryan Howard, star struck

Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Poem

November 3, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Have you ever had one of those horrific holiday family gatherings?  If you haven’t, then consider yourself lucky.  If you have . . .  let me refresh your memory.  The dishes are cleared, desserts are devoured it’s […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funcell phones, cold beer, farts, kmart, pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving turkey, whipped cream, you might be a redneck

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