Women + Horses = Epicurean Delight
News from Noah A few new guests have arrived at my home sweet home – all females. And this usually means their human partners are female too. Woman and the horses that manage them […]
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Unicorn Bites 11/8/13
3-year-old: “What’s the opposite of a horse?” Me: “I have no idea.” 3: “A taco!” Kids are basically random word generators. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2013 When Jennifer Aniston cuts her […]
The Halloween Horror Campaign
With Noah Vail equine author extraordinaire A new neighbor named Rex stopped over to tell us he plans to launch the Super Duper Halloween Election Spectacular. “What are you campaigning for?” I asked Rex, unaware […]
Shocking Report: Some Racist Idiots May Be On Twitter
In a shocking development, it has been discovered that some racist idiots may actually be using the social network Twitter and may have in fact been using the service since its inception. The alarming evidence […]
Quadriplegic Crosses United States By Wheelchair, Wolf Blitzer Insists He Thank The Lord
Twenty four year old Jeremy Wagner, from Los Angeles, recently completed a cross-country journey which ended in Norfolk, Virginia, 16-months after it began. What’s amazing about this story is that Wagner is a quadriplegic, unable […]