Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Saturday
“AYE, AYE, WHAT’S all this then?” It was Saturday morning. Through my bleary vision I could just make out the form of a policeman. I thought the film makers must have come back and that […]
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Awkward Priest
Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Friday
I AWOKE IN THE gutter outside a cake shop. With her money, Bounteous Brenda hadn’t exactly been forthcoming. But with her body, well, she had been absolutely fifthcoming. Let’s just say that was a night […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Thursday
BROMLEY! THE SORT of sleepy suburbia that should be the bed-manufacturing capital of the world. I was going to claim what was rightfully mine. I rang the doorbell and got no response. I pressed harder. […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Wednesday
I WAS IN PRISON for the whole of Wednesday. Prisoners were allowed newspapers and I speed-read the front page headline: ‘Wotta Lot o’ Lotto!’ Huh. Another undeserving lottery millionaire. Why couldn’t I get a look […]
Some of the Funniest Facebook Status Lines
Yup, there are websites for almost EVERYthing! Ever wonder what other people write as their Facebook status? You’ve seen some funny ones from your friends, but what about all of the other members? Below find […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Tuesday
CONSCIOUSNESS RETURNED and I couldn’t believe my eyes. They were in a jam jar on the bedside table. I could see myself lying on my back in a hospital bed. Immediately, I screwed my eyeballs […]
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins: Monday
I WOKE UP. I looked at myself in the mirror and wondered how someone could look so perfect first thing in the morning. And I wasn’t even Jane Asher. I checked the letterbox. Yes, the […]
Las Vegas comedian Rita Rudner reveals her spectacular ‘boob’!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTeiSjzhFk&version=3&hl=en_US] WE WERE INVITED to the sumptuous hotel suite of Las Vegas comedy legend Rita Rudner and her husband Martin Bergman while they were in London preparing for Rita’s run of shows at the […]