Tag: dating
Lounge Lizards and Me
Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I […]
Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women
This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]
Is Mom Hef’s New Girlfriend?
Mom, Hugh Hefner is on the market again. This could be a big opportunity for you as maybe he’s finally going to date age-appropriate women. Yes, it’s true; his nuptuals to Crystal Harris, the 25-year-old […]
Dressing Up to Date
I’m an unconcerned dresser. I get up in the morning, throw on gym shorts and a sweatshirt hoodie over the boxer shorts and t-shirt in which I slept, and think I’m presentable. It’s scary, but […]
Leaving the Pasties Behind
Learning annexes always send me brochures and schedules on inexpensive classes I can take in my free time. I normally circle about five courses that interest me from automobile repair to past life regression. Yes, I […]
I Abdicated My Throne for a Bowl of Chili
My streak ended. It’s a bittersweet moment when you break a streak regardless of the dubious achievement of having attained it. My “Queen of One Date” title has been revoked by virtue of the fact […]
Trying to Get Men to Date
I was helping a guy friend fill out a profile for a dating site. This was a new experience for me. Usually, I am called in to help my female friends build a profile that […]
“Queen of One Date” Tells All
“Sam, you have to help me!” I cried into the phone. “What is it, Babe? Try and calm down and tell me what’s wrong.” “I don’t get it. I’ve become the “QUEEN OF ONE […]