Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.  

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Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?

Charlie Kazfranco Falling in Love from Midnight to Midnight - humor relationships

Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my best […]

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I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise

When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to […]

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