Pick-Up Lines
When one of my Twitter friends asked for people’s favorite pick-up lines, I was initially intrigued. Going down that road would be a frivolous trip down a younger and thinner memory lane, right? I tried […]
Tag: dating
Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?
Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my best […]
Dating in the 90s
A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s. The couple has been together for 77 years. Once the divorce is finalized, […]
Men on Sale at Match.com
I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was […]
I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise
When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to […]
Lounge Lizards and Me
Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I […]