Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that the McRib is back, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Tag: Disney
SPARKS BRIEF: DeSanitizing Education in the Sunshine State
With the new school year starting, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis wants to bring back 18th-century education to universities and colleges. In a speech delivered a few months ago from atop his personal boot hill, the […]
Stop the Snow
I hate winter. Well, only if I have to go out in it, or pay for heating the house, or if it’s winter. Otherwise I don’t mind. Anyway, parody songs are only good if you’re […]
JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA, HAAAAAAA!!!
The ending is this: Luke Sky Walker wakes up and he is back in his bed at his Uncle Ben’s farm in the desert on Tatooine. He has just had the most incredible nightmare. It […]
Stop The Snow … And the Disney Songs
I first posted this a couple of years ago, but it seemed really appropriate today, since as I type this there’s a winter storm raging outside. I hate winter storms. Well, only if I have […]