Rescuing a Dog?
My wife and I have been looking for a good amount of time for the perfect new dog for our family. Our first two dogs passed away in the last few years and while not […]
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My Wife is a Dog
It’s rare I make fun of religion. Okay, that’s a flat out lie, but it’s rare I poke fun at anything outside Christianity because, let’s face it — the news is ripe with Superchristians-gone-bad these […]
Legal Burglars and the FBI — Another TV Show in the Making?
You feel safe knowing that the police are hunting down criminals whose goals are to break into your home and wreak havoc while you are gone. But what happens if the criminals you fear are […]
When Fetishes Fail
A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked. The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]
The Language of Motherhood
Every year, sparrows and finches build nests underneath the rafters of my back porch. I think birds look at my back porch much the same way that I look at beachfront property: the ultimate real […]
My First Ménage à Trois
Last weekend, my girlfriend and I got a dog. A female dog. “Bitch” is the appropriate term, if I recall correctly. We had been visiting a local shelter once or twice a week for the […]
DNA Analysis and Dog Poop: When Science Gets Ridiculous
Thanks to TV crime dramas, even the most unscientific among us is aware of the effects of DNA testing. We use it to solve heinous crimes and to identify a child’s true parents, but now […]
My Life Before Dogs
I had to take my dog, Frankie, to the vet for a wellness check. Usually, I try to do this at night so that someone can be at home with my other dog, LuLu, who […]
The Challenge of Avoiding Sharks
I had lunch with my high school friends last week, and we started to talk about exercising which led to my one friend talking about this triathlon event that is being held in her New […]