Unicorn Bites 12/15/13
My daughter got a book about eating healthy from a McDonald’s Happy Meal. That’s kind of like getting a lecture on being nice from Al-Qaeda. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 15, 2013 My […]
My daughter got a book about eating healthy from a McDonald’s Happy Meal. That’s kind of like getting a lecture on being nice from Al-Qaeda. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 15, 2013 My […]
Wife: “You’re basically just a penis with a drinking problem.” Me: *hugs her* We finally understand each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 12, 2013 My wife texted that she’s having a bad […]
Every year at my kids’ school, they have “Red Ribbon Week”. It’s a big event for drug and alcohol abuse awareness. Each day of the week, the kids do a particular thing based on the […]
I was watching I Love Lucy, and I have to admit that it is one of my favorite old shows. It’s not the crazy antics that I love — although they make me laugh–but the […]