Should a Dog Be Pink?
After I selected my weekly supply of dog treats at our local pet store, I stepped in line behind a man who had his little canine with him. I should clarify that I wasn’t sure […]
After I selected my weekly supply of dog treats at our local pet store, I stepped in line behind a man who had his little canine with him. I should clarify that I wasn’t sure […]
A 94 year-old woman is reunited with the 77 year-old daughter she gave up for adoption. They celebrate by shopping at Justice where the daughter demands several pairs of trashy, overpriced jeans and purple, […]
In this shallow, celeb-obsessed age, as style frequently wins the war over substance, your eagle-eyed visionary can foresee the types of conflict the world is heading towards. APRIL 2044, LONDON. The Channel War is well […]
I saw a commercial on TV offering a service that will help you bring your invention idea to life. If you pay them a certain amount of money, they will steer you in the right direction […]
I was watching an episode of I love Lucy, and in this episode Lucy and Ethel were preparing to go shopping. In order to go downtown, the women had to change from their housecleaning clothes […]
Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience […]