Fashion Tips for the Age-Enhanced
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]
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Should a Dog Be Pink?
After I selected my weekly supply of dog treats at our local pet store, I stepped in line behind a man who had his little canine with him. I should clarify that I wasn’t sure […]
A Heartwarming Mother and Child Reunion
A 94 year-old woman is reunited with the 77 year-old daughter she gave up for adoption. They celebrate by shopping at Justice where the daughter demands several pairs of trashy, overpriced jeans and purple, […]
The War of the Future
In this shallow, celeb-obsessed age, as style frequently wins the war over substance, your eagle-eyed visionary can foresee the types of conflict the world is heading towards. APRIL 2044, LONDON. The Channel War is well […]
Panty Hose Fondue
I saw a commercial on TV offering a service that will help you bring your invention idea to life. If you pay them a certain amount of money, they will steer you in the right direction […]
Can Christian Louboutin Shoes Fit my Lifestyle?
I was watching an episode of I love Lucy, and in this episode Lucy and Ethel were preparing to go shopping. In order to go downtown, the women had to change from their housecleaning clothes […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience […]