The Place to Take a Humor Break
“I don’t see what the big deal is,” said fashion mogul Ralph Lauren. “I’ve always designed with a certain customer in mind. Just because she’s incontinent and using a walker doesn’t mean she doesn’t appreciate […]
Rule No. 1: If it shows everything you’ve got, don’t wear it. Rule No. 2: If it’s ugly, don’t wear it. Rule No. 3: If it looks fabulous on someone else but butt-ugly on you, […]
I need a “whoa-buddy.” Describing questionable clothing off the rack, I say, “Hey, this is fun!” In turn, my daughter Star replies, “Whoa, buddy, you don’t need to buy that.” Later a spring-cleaning of my […]
Good sports are hard to come by, especially in my family. I come from a long line of paranoid, defensive, no-names who think that they are important enough for the world to plot against. In […]
My only regret about Alec Baldwin’s latest confrontation with the paparazzi, is that I wish Baldwin had been wearing calf length black nylon socks with his short pants in order to take the pressure off […]
So, you are getting married? Now that you have that ring on your finger, what is next? Well, if you are like most brides, you want to get THE dress. Dresses are as varied as […]
Don’t worry, this has nothing to do with seat belts. I always wear mine and routinely lecture about their importance. My belt issue is strictly a fashion one. Today’s belt pushers are everywhere and they […]
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]