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Ask a Terrier: It’s In the Bag!

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 Dave Jaffe

Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Dear Budleigh, What’s the best bag for a dog? My sweetie Brussels Griffon, Tinker, commutes everywhere with me in her suede faux-fur lined carrier. But she’s an uncompromising fashionista! […]

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Everyday Life, FictionBudleigh, carrier, dogs, fashion, pets, puppy, Sleeping between Giants, small, style

Wisdom for Dummies

September 3, 2019August 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

All styles look better on mannequins; many even look better on hangers.

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Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyDorothy Rosby, fashion

Sartorial Sins of the Flesh: Holey Jeans!

July 14, 2019July 15, 2019 Karen Galatz
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I may sound old-fashioned, but I think some of today’s lapses in sartorial style are downright sins. The way we dress and adorn ourselves would surely make my mother and grandmother shudder and shriek! In […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefashion, style, yoga pants

Wisdom for Dummies

March 20, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Not only can I not get skinny jeans over my hips, I can’t get them over our feet

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyDorothy Rosby, fashion, humor

Wisdom for Dummies

March 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Styles change. Women must constantly study the fashion scene and update their wardrobes at great expense or risk looking like… well, me.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyDorothy Rosby, fashion, fashion faux pas, humor

What Do Runners Wear?

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well, everything and nothing. While the vast majority of runners do wear traditional running attire, there certainly are an abundance of outliers that go against the traditional. There are races for runners wearing pink bunny […]

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3 Commentscartoons, Everyday Life, HO Author News, Lifestyle, Sportsfashion, fitness, humor, humoroutcasts, Roger Hollis, runners, running

Princess Kate and I Share a Sheer Delight

October 11, 2018 Karen Galatz
Princess Kate and I share a sheer delight

        When the leaves start falling, a woman’s thoughts turn to … pantyhose? Well, for some of us. It’s true. I belong to a dying breed of never-go-bare-legged women. Rare among womankind […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funfashion, Meghan Markle, middle-aged humor, pantyhose, Princess Kate

Fashion Tip for Middle-Aged Men: Hair to Dye For

September 5, 2018 Tim Jones

I’m 63. By the time most men reach this milestone, they have more than a touch of gray, like me. Some men have gone completely white on top. And in the case of my older […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifefashion, hair color, hair dye, men, vanity

Fashion – It is what it is…

September 1, 2018 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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3 CommentsFictionBill Y, Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden #thelegendarylegend, fashion, Fashion - It is what it is..., funny, Humor Outcasts Bill Y Ledden, humoroutcasts, humour, I like tags, itsgoodtomock. @itsgoodtomock, Tags

SPARKS BRIEF: Dressing for Disaster

October 20, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, DC – First Lady Melania Trump has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, that she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection […]

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