Here’s Hoping Kmart Doesn’t Give a Ship

One Million Moms, the conservative Christian women’s group, which has attacked everyone and everything from Ellen DeGeneres and JC Penney to Home Depot for promoting a homosexual agenda, has given the thumbs down to  Kmart’s […]

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Possibility of ogle is proportional to bra size

Today was just a day of learning, understanding and learning to understand. If you had of told me yesterday that I would understand probability, I probably would have laughed at you because I had a […]

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The Full 6

Every night when I awake from sleep and open my eyes, I see. I can look at the same thing that Jill Y is looking at and not see anything but that’s only because I […]

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Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet

I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]

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With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst.

With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and […]

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Thirsty Dave Sr. tells Thirsty Dave Jr. the way it isn’t.

When opportunity comes a knocking, you need to grab hold and hold on tight with all of your hands. Sometimes opportunity knocks gently like a gentle breeze, gently minding its own business. Sometimes that opportunity […]

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Lying, racist, food producers

This might surprise you. It certainly surprised me. Apparently I’m not perfect! I know! It’s about as believable as a unicorn who has recently been turned down for a mortgage for not keeping it real. Jill […]

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The decisions of Charlie Drake

I once knew a pigeon from Barcelona by the name of Charlie Drake. Charlie, like most spanish pigeons from Barcelona, dreamt of playing soccer for Barcelona. He was a gifted athlete and after many years […]

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Safe Sex

A massively wise man once wisely said massively wise stuff for that is the way of the wise man. When I was a little mocker of impressionable age, my father handed me something that I’ll […]

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Take a look at a beautiful thing and welcome hope into your heart

The ribcage is something that’s close to my heart but cultural diversity is a beautiful thing. The idea of a monoculture has as much appeal as a lobster piloting a space shuttle. It’s only by […]

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