The Place to Take a Humor Break
When opportunity comes a knocking, you need to grab hold and hold on tight with all of your hands. Sometimes opportunity knocks gently like a gentle breeze, gently minding its own business. Sometimes that opportunity […]
This might surprise you. It certainly surprised me. Apparently I’m not perfect! I know! It’s about as believable as a unicorn who has recently been turned down for a mortgage for not keeping it real. Jill […]
I once knew a pigeon from Barcelona by the name of Charlie Drake. Charlie, like most spanish pigeons from Barcelona, dreamt of playing soccer for Barcelona. He was a gifted athlete and after many years […]
The ribcage is something that’s close to my heart but cultural diversity is a beautiful thing. The idea of a monoculture has as much appeal as a lobster piloting a space shuttle. It’s only by […]
1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker. 2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in […]
I’m not very good at being serious but if you can bear with me for one moment while I attempt to make a serious point. My natural instinct is to say something stupid here but […]
It’s rare that Bill Y is genuinely genuine about anything except an incessant hatred of Bon Jovi and an obsessive love affair of the unknown mechanisms of magnets. You should probably just stop what you’re […]
This is the third installment in my acclaimed series on moving.* You have now moved from one apartment into a better one. You have worked hard and long to get this new apartment, and are […]
It takes courage and virtue to own up and admit you made a mistake. Nobody’s perfect, not even me. Before I was brilliant, I was still brilliant but enough about me for a small amount […]