Why I Hate Checkout Lines
I do everything right when choosing a checkout line. I try to avoid the slow checkers. I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing carts […]
Tag: funny
Nobody Loves Humor Writers
To the Literary Set, humor writers are one step above greeting card poets in the literature hierarchy. We are categorized as next-to-lowest of the low, among the dregs of the literary world. I’m not making […]
Finally, we are free!
Send all your men here ladies!!! This place is a haven for both sexes! A sigh of relief from the women of the world could push our planet over a couple of miles! (well, maybe […]
Okay, Now What?
I was kind of stewing around, trying to think of something to write about. Then I read Donna Cavanagh’s Curing the Blues, right here at https://humoroutcasts.com/2012/curing-the-blues/ . I said to myself, “Depression. Hmmm. Kathryn, if […]
English comedians Tim Vine and Mark Kelly having a chat . . .
MARK KELLY interviews the UK’s leading pun master, Tim Vine while being cartooned by John Landers: This is the latest in my series of celebrity interviews, Chattoon!, all of which can be seen HERE. Simon […]
How to go on a diet
It is amazing how many people, educated people, do not realize how to eat healthy. You’re an adult and you still can’t figure out why you are gaining weight??? YES YOU FOOL, EAT MORE OF […]
Saturday Morning With Harmony the Cat
Cat: 1. walking ego with an attitude problem; 2. alien that took over Earth millennia ago (from “Definitions You Won’t Find in any Webster’s New World Dictionary,” http://www.opusforfour.com/definitions.html ) Before I go any further, I […]
Prince Nigel at Martindales
Not all royal princes had a tough time at the famous public school, Martindales. Prince Nigel, the Queen’s cousin twice removed (twice removed, that is, from Buckingham Palace; he now lives in Battersea), a little-known […]
Camping with Girl Scouts 101
I am a co-leader for my daughter’s Brownie troop. This past weekend we went on our first camping trip, in cabins mind you, and it was a lot fun. We joined three other troops, one […]
I Pledge Allegiance to The Cat
I adopted my cat from the New York City ASPCA in March of last year. The ASPCA was careful to give me all the information they could about my cat’s background and to make sure […]