“How are you?”
WHEN SOMEONE asks me ‘How Are You?’ I always reply automatically: ‘Fine thanks, how are you?’ That’s what they want to hear. I bend to the whims of social etiquette. NO LONGER! The beast within […]
Tag: funny
Being Catholic is Good for the Brain
They say that the more you exercise the memory functions of your brain the better it works. This is otherwise known as “Use It or Lose It.” If this is true, it is a good […]
This New Year I Resolve to Make Resolutions
I usually skirt the problem of New Year’s resolutions by avoiding them altogether. That makes things much easier. You can’t feel guilty about not keeping any resolutions that you never made to begin with. This […]
How Do New Year’s Resolutions Work Out?
Last year, I put together a challenging New Year’s resolution list. This year, I don’t think it’s fair to bore you with new goals until I divulge how last year’s list went. So, without further […]
My Top Five Funny New Years Resolutions, Well, They May Just Be Funny to Me!!
Resolutions can be pretty serious, especially New Years Resolutions. Losing weight, not yelling so much, saving money etc…All of these are great resolutions, however, resolutions that are funny can also be taken very seriously. […]
Give in already!
This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what, you’ve […]
Dearest Santa:
Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I am […]
A Mountain Out Of A Molehill
I HAD THE most embarrassing experience once. You might think I am making a mountain out of a molehill, but, at the time I felt I was teetering on the edge of the Grand Canyon. […]