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If Age is Just a Number, Why is Mine Multiplying?

December 18, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

It’s not my imagination. It was only a really short time ago when I was rolling around our backstreet on clamp-style roller skates, riding a second-hand bicycle with pedal brakes without even thinking of putting […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorizedage, aging, fun, funny, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, random thought

The Ballad of Juan Kerr

December 17, 2011December 17, 2011 Simon Ellinas

When I woke up one morning my girlfriend, she had gone. Well, if I was really honest I never did have one. But if I did have one she’d be bound to up and go: […]

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Writersabsurd, comedy, fun, funny, humor, lyric, poetry, song, writing

Nude Hiking in the Alps?

December 14, 2011December 15, 2011 Stan Silliman

HIKING NUDE IN THE ALPS A POSSIBILITY? “Enjoy our Hiking Trails! Clothing Optional” We’re planning a European vacation in August. We like to hike but… but… when I pull up online brochures about trails in […]

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2 CommentsFictionAlps, funny, hiking, humor, nude hiking

Doctor Foster steps into a muddle

December 12, 2011December 12, 2011 Simon Ellinas

SCENE: DOCTOR’S SURGERY [DOCTOR FOSTER IS ATTENDING TO LITTLE JACK HORNER] Dr Foster: Well, Master Horner, I hope that’s the last time you stick your thumb where it’s not wanted. Just rub this in twice […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Writersabsurd, comedy, fun, funny, humor, humour, play, script, sketch

The War of the Future

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Simon Ellinas
Bri-Nylon Cardigan

In this shallow, celeb-obsessed age, as style frequently wins the war over substance, your eagle-eyed visionary can foresee the types of conflict the world is heading towards. APRIL 2044, LONDON. The Channel War is well […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Funabsurd, comedy, fashion, fun, funny, funny stories, humor, humour, stupid, war, writing

Primitive Finds at Stonehenge?

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Archaeologists have found ancient pits around Stonehenge. They were put there by people SO primitive, they were still using the iPhone 3

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayarchaeology, funny, humor, iPhone 3, stonehenge

The 4 Most Annoying Christmas Grinches

December 3, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

It’s that time of the year again – the season that is supposed to bring out the best in us, but often does just the opposite.  The following is a brief list of people who […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, UncategorizedChristmas, funny, grinch, holidays, Kathy Minicozzi, shopping, walmart

Turducken: What the heck is it?

November 15, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Turducken you say? What is it you say? It sounds like a disease you can get after hunting ducks in an unnamed pond. I first heard of the Turducken when John Madden was announcing for […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecomedy, football, fun, funny, humor, paula deen, Thanksgiving, thanksgiving recipe, Thanksgiving turkey, turducken, turducken recipe

Time travel and other concerns

November 11, 2011November 11, 2011 Simon Ellinas
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STICK WITH WHAT you’re good at. That has always been the advice of my young friend, Maxim. I have always been very careful to maintain a career in cartoons, caricature and comic writing. If I […]

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Open Response to Comments

November 7, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Every once in a while, I’ll wake up to find that the popularity of my blog posts have increased, and I have an inbox full of comments. It’s those mornings that are the brightest for […]

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