Unclogging my Life…or at Least the Kitchen Sink
This morning, I woke up to a clogged kitchen sink. I went to get my plunger, but it was nowhere to be found, and I mean nowhere. It’s not like I would have accidentally thrown […]
This morning, I woke up to a clogged kitchen sink. I went to get my plunger, but it was nowhere to be found, and I mean nowhere. It’s not like I would have accidentally thrown […]
A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked. The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]
I’m the elected Mayor of large trailer park. Among my duties as Mayor is organizing some occasional entertainment for the community. So far this year I organized a bus trip to the casino and a […]
I think I need to win the lottery. I was talking to a friend of mine about our careers, and I suddenly realized that for me to accomplish all I set out to accomplish, I […]
Every year, sparrows and finches build nests underneath the rafters of my back porch. I think birds look at my back porch much the same way that I look at beachfront property: the ultimate real […]
Recently, the Hallmark channel ran a Frasier marathon. I love that show. It just never ceases to make me giggle. The same is true for the Golden Girls which also airs on the channel. As […]
How far would you go to make a change in your life? I recently read a story about a British banker who decided that the world of money, luxury and material goods had lost its […]
There are some who like a soothing shot of Jack Daniels and some who like the potent punch of a Kamikaze, but even the most experienced tavern patron might turn away from the newest drink […]
As an NFL fan who waits for daily news about any type of progress being made between NFL players and owners, I have thought about actions I could take to help this bargaining process […]