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Eight Ways to Make Catholic Mass Great Again

August 12, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Recently it appears that religion seems to be slowly waning in its influence. This is no less true than with the Catholic faith. Young people are simply not identifying with the faith anymore, and I […]

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2 CommentsFictioncatholic, church, God, happy hour, Jesus, mass

A new Jesus, Buddha joke

July 19, 2012July 19, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Jesus, and Buddha walk into a Red Cross, and the nurse says we can’t help you. So Jesus asks why not, and the nurse says we’re non-prophet.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayBuddha, humor, Jesus, jokes, prophets, Red Cross

Jesus Saves?

May 15, 2012 Eric Hetvile

I saw someone somewhere mentioned an uplifting story about a woman who had finally quit after 20+ years of stripping in clubs. The implication was that she had quit her shameful life in order to […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfootball, God, Jesus, Stripping

Blackberry Hell

April 9, 2012April 11, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I watched a series of shows on the History Channel or the Planet Green channel or whatever channel–to be honest I don’t remember. The first show discussed whether Jesus existed; the second show told the […]

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11 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Movies & TVblackberries, Commericals, Duggars, entertainment, homicide, humor, Jesus, messiah, Mrs. Butterworth, Sweet Dreams Blackberries, TV

The God of the Hunger Games

March 29, 2012 Eric Hetvile

The Hunger Games has been blowing away box office records and details the struggles of a dystopian future world of Panem – where teens are made to fight to the death by an oppressive central […]

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1 CommentMovies & TV, TechnologyDystopian, future, God, Hunger Games, Jesus, Panem, religion

Jesus Reincarnated in Siberia

December 23, 2011December 23, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Apparently, Jesus has been found in an isolated part of Siberia, at least 100 miles from the nearest town.  Technically, a man known as Vissarion, which means the Teacher, claims to be the reincarnated Jesus.  […]

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybible belt, Denver Broncos, humor, Jesus, pat robertson, reincarnation, Siberia

WCIT?!

December 22, 2011December 22, 2011 Rick Snee

I don’t doubt Jesus, but sometimes I wonder about his motives. What if that whole “messiah” thing was just Jesus telling his step-dad to fuck off with his carpentry business? “Hey, Jesus, you wanna help […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycarpentry, Jesus, joseph, messiah, step-dad

Pat Robertson and the Saturday Night Live Jesus Skit

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Pat Robertson Called an SNL skit that included actors playing Jesus and Tim Tebow disgusting.  Well, if anyone knows what disgusting is, it’s Pat Robertson , you know the man who proclaimed  it’s okay for […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayJesus, pat robertson, politicians, Saturday Night Live, Tim Tebow

If You’ve Found Jesus, We Want Him Back

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Eric Hetvile

More Baby Jesus Statues Found Missing in Va As a result, local authorities have asked that you call 911 if you’ve found Jesus.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day911, humor, Jesus, saved, statues, Virginia

Friday Humor Devotional

November 18, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, I know Jesus turned water into wine, however, with the failing economy could you convince him to turn it into beer . . . preferably a cheap domestic, Amen.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydomestic beers, failing economy, Jesus, water, wine

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