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Jesus Horrified to Learn that He Received Lord & Savior Job Due To Nepotism

March 28, 2013 Eric Hetvile

Recently, Jesus sat down for a heartfelt talk with Katie Couric where he spoke candidly on a broad range of topics, including politics, literature, music, and the environment. The most startling exchange, though, occurred when […]

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2 CommentsLifestylecross, disciples, God, Jesus, Katie Couric, last supper, lord, pat robertson, Savior

The Bible and Survivor: When Two Worlds Collide

March 20, 2013March 20, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

It’s apparent Mark Burnett produced “The Bible”. Instead of hanging himself in shame for betraying Jesus, Judas got voted off the island.      

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayJesus, Mark Burnett, Survivor, The Bible, voting off the island

The Bible Miniseries

March 1, 2013March 1, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

Thought Mark Burnett’s Bible miniseries was going to be faithful interpretation but I heard there’s a scene where Donald Trump fires Jesus.

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The Jesus Traffic Paradox

October 11, 2012 Eric Hetvile

It is often asked, “What would Jesus Do?” So when you are faced with someone attempting to cut across several lanes of traffic, you might think, “Hey, Jesus would let this poor bastard come across […]

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Jesus and the Little Woman

October 1, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

Recently, an ancient papyrus fragment was discovered that mentioned Jesus had a wife. Which certainly makes it easier to understand why he was so willing to get on that cross. In fact, now I can’t […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TVAshley Judd, cross, crucifixion, homosexuality, humor, Jesus, Movie, papyrus, Vatican, wife

The Wife of Jesus

September 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Recently, some ancient parchments were discovered which made several references to the fact that Jesus was married. To a woman. This information has been very shocking to those who have long believed that Jesus hung […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayJesus, list, translation, wife

Pat Robertson Wishes Manning Harm

September 12, 2012 Stan Silliman

Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman PAT: IF MANNING GETS HURT, BRONCO’S FAULT Pat Robertson looked directly at the 700 Club camera and said Denver deserves it if Manning gets hurt. Well, there you go. […]

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3 CommentsFootball, Sports700 club, Denver Broncos, Jesus, pat robertson, Peyton Manning, Rex Ryan, Tim Tebow

Pat Robertson: Marital Advice Gone Wrong

September 12, 2012September 12, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Very few people will be taking Pat Robertson’s marriage advice seriously…we hope. On a recent broadcast on the “700  Club”, an “elightened” husband wrote in and asked Robertson’s advice on how to make his wife […]

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10 CommentsLifestylebeating your spouse, christianity, golden rule, head of household, humor, Jesus, marriage, Muslims, pat robertson, religions, rules

Tebow Does GQ

August 17, 2012August 17, 2012 Stephanie Queen

The newest issue of GQ  features Tim Tebow  shirtless.  Some are calling the photo amazing. Really?  I know he is nicely built, but he is a guy without a shirt. Now amazing to me would […]

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Eight Ways to Make Catholic Mass Great Again

August 12, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Recently it appears that religion seems to be slowly waning in its influence. This is no less true than with the Catholic faith. Young people are simply not identifying with the faith anymore, and I […]

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