Unicorn Bites 1/26/14
Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 26, 2014 Sure, random teenager, you have swag, but only if “swag” means […]
Tag: Jesus
Everyone Wants An Edge
An Assistant Football Coach at the University of Connecticut recently caused a stir in the press. He told The Hartford Courant that “Jesus Christ should be in the center of our huddle.” If you’ve ever […]
Here’s an album cover from The Faith Tones called “Jesus Use Me” and with a bit of luck, it might make what I’m talking about into something that looks like I know what I’m talking about.
From time to time, I find myself in the unusual position of knowing something or at least I think I do. I’m unusually good at relationships because I know my countless limitations and for a […]
As a Matter of Fact
Some say he didn’t see Jesus at all but some didn’t see what he had seen. When absolute proof is presented in an absolute way, there is simply no room left for doubt. From the […]
Interview with Jesus
I had to do a phone interview with a Jesus performer – I don’t know if that is the right term, but he is an actor who only plays Jesus. I feel I have to […]
Holy Name Change Batman!
A judge in Tennessee has changed an infant’s first name from Messiah to Martin because she felt that the only person worthy of that name is Jesus Christ. In a subsequent yet startling move, Lu […]
History Made Better With Texting
There is a commercial (Geico Insurance) that shows a very happy Paul Revere playing charades with friends. The reason why Revere is so happy? He has a cell phone which means he can call to […]
What Would Jesus Say?
My kids were fighting in the back seat the other day. Fighting over an android tablet. So I asked… What would Jesus do? What would Jesus say? I thought about it for a while and […]
Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again
Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be […]