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Mitt Romney’s New Campaign Slogan

May 27, 2012May 27, 2012 Kara

Mitt Romney: “A car in every garage and a dog on every car!”

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The Funny Mr. Romney

May 2, 2012May 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Ann Romney says people don’t realise her hubby’s funny. I do! I think he’s hilarious when he suggests he could win the presidency.

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?-ocracy

April 24, 2012April 24, 2012 Kara

Would a Jeb/Mitt ticket mean we’re governed by a plutocracy or aristocracy? Need fancy Latin word for old-rich-inheritance-white-guy-ocracy.    

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Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP

March 2, 2012March 2, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

Recent events have brought two questions to mind: 1) Snooki might be pregnant. What’s the GOP’s stance on contraception now? 2) Why is Kid Rock endorsing Mitt Romney? Does Romney own a Waffle House?   […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, PoliticsGOP, humor, Jersey shore, Kid Rock, mitt romney, politics, pregnant, Snooki, Waffle House

Mitt Romney and NASCAR

February 27, 2012February 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Mitt Romney visited Daytona 500 yesterday. Yep, if there’s one guy who can relate to NASCAR fans, it’s a millionaire teetotaler

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Where the GOP Finds Political Guidance

February 23, 2012February 23, 2012 Stephanie Queen

I am a little concerned that Mitt Romney, the man who wants to be President, is looking to Seinfeld’s George Costanza for winning political strategy.  When I think about it, this is not so bad especially when […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayGeorge Costanza, humor, Looney Tunes, mitt romney, Rick Santorum, Seinfeld

Thanksgiving Diet Tip

November 24, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

To avoid overindulging today, simply visualize the turkey as what it truly is: the charred, brutally amputated remains of what was once a living thing. That, or Mitt Romney dirty dancing. Whatever works.

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Spare the Cain Spoil the Romney

October 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Today’s poll has GOP Republican presidential contender Businessman Herman Cain ahead of Mitt Romney.  However, I personally believe the following Canes have a better chance of winning the nomination; Citizen Cane: A classic film even […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politicscandy cane, GOP humor, herman cain, mitt romney, political humor, presidential contenders, Republicans

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