Tag: mitt romney
Paul Ryan Wants to Know
After Sarah Palin congratulated Paul Ryan for being named the GOP running mate of Mitt Romney, he asked her a burning question that only she woud know: “How soon can I expect reality shows and Dancing with the […]
President Roseann?
The news media says that President Obama and Mitt Romney are in an almost dead heat for the upcoming election. Well, not to make things more complicated but this weekend in Los Angeles, the comedian and ex-sitcom […]
Mitt Romney: Britain’s Royal Cousin?
Somewhere in hell, Oliver Cromwell is thinking “Hey, I like this guy.” I’ve been snickering at my desk all day thinking about Mitt Romney, his creepy family, his advisors and the dressage team, barnstorming […]
Brother, can you Spare a Million?
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
Mitt Speaks to the NAACP
Many Americans are shocked that Mitt Romney told an audience at the NAACP convention that he would repeal Obamacare. That does not shock me. What shocks me is that he knows what an NAACP convention […]
Mitt’s Money Lies Over the Ocean…Mitt’s Money Lies Over the Sea…
Mitt Romney went on the defensive about his offshore bank accounts telling Radio Iowa’s O.Kay Henderson that a blind trust handles his personal investments and he does not even know where they are. For most […]
Fun(d) in the Sun
Indigogo, an online fundraising site had raised $455,865 (with 29 days to go) to send Karen H. Klein, the bullied school bus monitor on a luxury vacation. It was the video that went viral of […]
Programming Mitt Romney
Assembled in Guangdong province by a team of wage slave nanotechnologists and engineers and sent via shipping container from the port of Shenzhen to GOP headquarters, Mitt Romney is keeping his programmers busy! Apparently, everything Mitt does […]