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Donald Trump’s Really Big Announcement

October 22, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Donald Trump says he has REALLY BIG news about Barack Obama that he will release via Twitter on Wednesday.  The real estate tycoon told FOX News that they will definitely be talking about the  major […]

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7 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBarack Obama, celebrity apprentice, Donald Trump, Fox News, hair, Hawaii, humor, mitt romney, twitter

US Election Race sensational dope scandal!

October 17, 2012 Simon Ellinas

LEFT: The next US President thinking deeply and carefully about Health Care Reform THE WHOLE OF the American political system was rocked yesterday by the revelation of a dope scandal enveloping the Presidential election race. […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Politics, Writersamerica, comedy, election, fun, funny, humor, humour, mitt romney, politics, US

Mitt’s Passengers?

October 13, 2012October 13, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

Saw a commercial for Korean Air that showed passengers flying on the wings. Does Mitt Romney own that airline?

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Electing a President is Like Buying a Brassiere

October 12, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

If it holds everything together and does the job it’s supposed to do, you’re happy. If it has a defect, you will soon notice it. At any rate, you’re stuck with it because you can’t […]

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The PBS Menace

October 9, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

As you’re probably aware of by now, during last week’s presidential debate, Mitt Romney said that if elected he would cut the funding for PBS. Even though he likes Big Bird and the dead guy […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, PoliticsBig Bird, Cracker Jack, downton abbey, Family Guy, mitt romney, Obama, PBS, pledge drives, Presidential debate, sesame street, sleeper cell

Mitt’s 12 Million New Jobs

October 4, 2012October 4, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair.

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A Mayhem Brainteaser

October 2, 2012October 2, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Answer: The Mars Rover, and Mitt Romney’s campaign. Question: Two things that are desperate to find any sign of life?

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Outside the Box

September 19, 2012 Richard Spall

Rush Limbaugh said that Al-Qaeda gave up Osama bin Laden in order to help Barack Obama politically. And now it’s even worse than we thought, because it appears that their evil plot has apparently extended […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayal-qaeda, Barack Obama, mitt romney, Osama Bin Laden, rush limbaugh

Mitt’s Vote

September 18, 2012September 18, 2012 Kara

If my suspicions are correct, Mitt is part of the 47% that pays no taxes. Ergo, he ought to be voting for Obama, too.

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Mitt’s Foreign Policy Experience

September 12, 2012September 12, 2012 Kara

Mitt Romney’s “foreign policy experience”: perusing his Cayman Island and Swiss bank account statements.

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