How to Infuriate Thousands Without Really Trying
I will be the first person to tell you I’m far from perfect. Okay, maybe, the second person, Technically, my wife would be the first. In my six decades on this planet, I’ve said and […]
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Joe Biden Facing Claims of Decent Behavior
[Washington, D.C. – December 5, 2017] Another day, another shocking conduct allegation – and this time, it targets one of the icons of American politics. Just minutes ago, the Washington Post reported that former Vice […]
A Very Scary Fairy Tale – The Angry Orange Ogre
Tim Jones: Hey kids. Wanna hear a bedtime story? Several young children: Yes, Mr. Tim! Please tell us a story! Tim: Okay, but I should warn you. It’s a scary tale! Johnny (age 9): I […]
President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.
Dear President Trump, My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread […]
Artificial Intelligence and the Supreme Court
Stop fretting about whatever happened to Merrick Garland or whether Neil Gorsuch or anyone else should fill a Supreme Court vacancy. A new app, the Scalia, Thomas, Alito, Roberts and Sometimes Kennedy Know-It-All System, or […]
Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake […]
WARNING: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health […]
Fun With Inaugurations (No, not THIS inauguration!)
This is inauguration month. You probably didn’t realize this, unless you’re one of the few people who followed the 2016 Presidential election. I mean, who paid attention to that? It was the single nastiest election […]
Camelot: C’est Blanc!
BANNON: Scamalot! Scamalot! From far alt.right I smelled you there. Scamalot! Scamalot! In great regard I held you there. If I had a soul I’d be a coprolite — But now it’s enough that I […]