Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.  

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I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise

When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to […]

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