Black Friday Blues: Funny Video Short
Here’s the latest episode in my “Wedded Blisster Series” of animated movie shorts. Marriage is bliss, but these mini-movies I make have a humorous take on some of the blisters that couples face along their […]
Tag: relationships
The Economics of an Eyebrow Wax
I pay a woman to rip the hair from my eyebrows every six weeks. My husband, the ever pragmatic engineer, proclaims that of all the “beauty” regimens I participate in, this is the biggest waste […]
Women Are Much More Likely To Suffer A Broken Heart. Like, Literally. As In, REAL Damage?!?!?!
We talk about people being ‘heartbroken’, all the time. They get dumped, they’re sad, they have a broken heart. We have to sit there while they drink beer, eat McDonalds, smoke three packs of cigarettes, […]
You Got THAT Pierced?
My family tells me I attract weird people. In my defense, it’s not that I attract them as friends; it is more that they feel the need to tell me their life stories within the […]
My Last Hurrah: Pot Brownies
I read in the news today that three senior citizens had to be taken to the hospital after attending the funeral of their good friend. I thought to myself, wow, they were so overcome with […]
Missing Boy Parts
A single mother of two in Great Britain was shocked to learn that her long-time boyfriend and lover was not only NOT a man but a woman who also had a history of child molestation. […]
He Didn’t Do It, Dammit
Really, you can not make this stuff up. Apparently, earlier this month, Gumby tried to rob a 7-11 store in San Diego, however, without his pony Pokey, and hands like slippery, felt frying pans, this […]
Tied What Kind of Knot?
The headlines today are “Kim Kardashian Ties the Knot”. Really? This is news? What kind of knot did she really tie? Have you ever looked up knot in the urban dictionary? Now I know what they […]
Awkward Priest
Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]