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Getting Married in Vegas – Again?

June 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Last year, for our wedding anniversary, I convinced my husband to plan a trip to Las Vegas so we could renew our vows in the Elvis Chapel. Had I suggested renewing our vows in a […]

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7 CommentsFictionElvis, funny, humor, marriage, relationships, Vegas, wedding

Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women


June 18, 2011June 18, 2011 Joseph Boxer

  This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand […]

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9 CommentsRelationships, Words to Think Upondating, humor, love, men, relationships, women

The Sexy Robot — Have Relationships Come to This?

June 6, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Shopping for a man’s gift always presents a challenge. Sure there are the golf clubs, the practical-yet-always-welcome-case of beer, the 52-inch dream TV, but for some men, these popular gifts are not enough. Some men […]

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21 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsdolls, funny, humor, mates, relationships, robots, sexy

I Abdicated My Throne for a Bowl of Chili

June 1, 2011June 1, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

My streak ended. It’s a bittersweet moment when you break a streak regardless of the dubious achievement of having attained it. My “Queen of One Date” title has been revoked by virtue of the fact […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipschili, dating, humor, Queen, relationships, royalty

The Luxury Condom Has Arrived

June 1, 2011June 1, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

It always seems as if there is a battle raging between the big guys and the little guys.  The big guys have all the good stuff: luxury cars, luxury boats, luxury homes and now – […]

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16 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscondoms, humor, luxury, prophylactics, relationships, water balloons, wealthy

Trying to Get Men to Date

May 31, 2011June 2, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I was helping a guy friend fill out a profile for a dating site.  This was a new experience for me.  Usually, I am called in to help my female friends build a profile that […]

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19 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdating, dating sites, humor, love, men, relationships, religion, women

The Devil Made Me Do it

May 16, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

“The devil led me in that direction.”  Yep, that was the excuse a friend of mine’s ex-boyfriend used when she confronted him with his cheating ways. I have to admit that when my friend told […]

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8 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsbreakups, cheating, Devil, humor, jello shots, kleenex, relationships, Satan

The Collateral Damage of a Friend’s Breakup

May 15, 2011June 29, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

One of my friends was unceremoniously dumped over a Burger King lunch.  The week or so before this traumatic event, she was convinced that her beloved was going to pop the question, and he did, […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbroken hearts, friendships, hate, humor, insults, love, men, relationships, women

Up, Up and Away

April 11, 2011July 28, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I would like to discuss Erectile Dysfunction. Obviously, I do not suffer from the malady, and when I told my husband I was writing about this, he emitted a loud gasp and then insisted that […]

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1 CommentLifestyle, Relationshipscomedy, funny, humor, relationships, viagra

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