Tag: satire
The Loch Ness Monster Finds God
Private school students in Louisiana, many of whom receive tax vouchers for attending these schools, are learning a different anthropology lesson than other students around the country. The private school students are not only learning […]
Poopular Vote
A new study conducted in Scotland found that birds like to poop on red cars the most. I’m hoping this pooping preference might expand to the “red” states come election time. A lot of falling […]
Programming Mitt Romney
Assembled in Guangdong province by a team of wage slave nanotechnologists and engineers and sent via shipping container from the port of Shenzhen to GOP headquarters, Mitt Romney is keeping his programmers busy! Apparently, everything Mitt does […]
Is Miss USA Rigged?
At least two contestants from Miss USA are claiming that the pageant, the baby of Donald Trump, is rigged. Miss Pennsylvania and Miss Florida claim they saw a document which listed the five finalists. The […]
Ask Dr. Snee: The New AIDS
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Ask Dr. Snee. I’m your doctor, Dr. Snee. In honor of the passing of Richard Dawson, I’ve changed things up a bit today. I’m still answering your medical […]
ESPN Cuts Ties to Freelancer
ESPN has cut ties with one of its freelance “reporters” because she is being investigated for criminal charges which include fraud and extortion. ESPN is appalled that a freelancer would participate in anything so deceptive. […]
Fifty Shades of Real Gray
Universal Pictures and Focus Features have acquired the rights to E.L. James’ bestselling erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Gray, which tells the story of a dominant-submissive relationship between a young woman and a handsome, but sexually […]
Mayhem’s Top List Of Facts About Facebook
The hugely successful social network may soon go public. So, as a public service to potential investors, let’s learn more about Mark Zuckerberg’s company with my “Top List Of Facts About Facebook”. […]
Are The People Slowly Fighting Back, and Kicking Cancer’s Ass
Well this is ONE way to beat cancer, I guess. And even the most disgusting-sounding method of beating cancer, is still beating cancer, right? 37 year old Claire Osborn is a mother of six in […]