Dr A. Hedgehog and the Unnamed Mocker
Dr Hedgeh is a good doctor but he has the sense of humor of an inanimate object that has no sense of humor. He’s been Scurvy Jane’s Dermatologist for years and believe me when I […]
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Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year.
Scurvy Jane is enjoying being a single lady again. For an amount of time, I like to call ‘one month and 43 days’, she was in a long-term relationship with Thirsty Dave but nothing lasts […]
Sometimes the question is written all over your face
Decisions have consequences, actions have reactions and Bon Jovi make me sick. This is just the way it is and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. When Thirsty Dave asked Scurvy Jane out for […]
Family happiness can last forever
Thirsty Dave’s brother Sylvia, hasn’t much time for the ladies, in the romantic sense of the word. He does however have a lot of time for men. Two weeks ago, the thirsty one, Sylvia and […]
Scurvy Jane and the party to celebrate her attempted rise to mediocrity
The only thing worse than being stuck in an elevator with the sound of the so-called music of Bon Jovi is being stuck in an elevator with Bon Jovi. Scurvy Jane is rarely right about […]
Songs about guys and dolls
Thirsty Dave is a well-intentioned drinker of drink but he’s as mean as a really mean person who doesn’t like spending any money at all. Scurvy Jane is a collector of knowledge, songs about guys […]
Sometimes the truly cool is so obvious that you just don’t see it
We’ve searched the lands high and low in our quest to find the individual who is truly cool. Many have ventured forth and staked a claim and many were laughed at, quicker than a bank […]
The Great Scurvy Jane and Thirsty Dave’s Pro-Choice v Pro-Life debate
Someday we might care what somebody thinks but not today. Today we have no time to care what you or anybody thinks for today we have to push your buttons. Straight from the pages of […]
Scurvy Jane used to work in a box factory and has the personality of somebody who used to work in a box factory.
Hot off the hot press today is a product that’s so hot that it actually burns. We’re not talking about a product that’s merely warm like the reception Jodie Foster is going to get for […]
Sheep Placenta Extract
When Jill Y woke up this morning, she was the same miserable, angst-ridden, cynical daughter of a Bon Jovi fan as before but she had drastically changed. Gone wasn’t the lack of tolerance she has […]