The Place to Take a Humor Break
Like areolar connective tissue, it was under my skin. Sleeping moments offered no solace and nighttime was nightmare time. Just as magnets confuse the mind of the many, I was one magnet short of a massively […]
This existence of mine, this head I inhabit is not easy to understand. If hard work paid off, I’d be 784 times poorer than the 1834 Poor Law. Some people in this world are convinced […]
There comes a time in life when it’s time to stop. Sometimes it may appear that you have a grip on things and can let go whenever you wish but addiction is like that. Very […]
High on his own misguided sense of self-imposed, self-importance, he opened Photoshop. Intent on changing the very face of what we love so dearly, his purpose was unknown. Reason was not there that day but […]
The one thing I don’t want in life is bitterness. The only time I have ever been bitter was when I drank a pint of bitter on a bitter cold night, listening to “Bittersweet Symphony” […]
Those of you who have the misfortune to know my work are unfortunate. I have a simple way of working that begins with words and ends with an image. Sense wouldn’t be one of my […]
The words “Greatest” and “Bon Jovi” do not belong together unless of course you want to say something like “Man, that Bon Jovi track has the same emotional, artistic and cultural relevance as the greatest […]
Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger […]
When my cousin Danny and I were in seventh grade, I killed his pet iguana. It was a total accident that still provokes warm, scaly memories today. Not a day goes by when I think […]
I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit […]