Tag: technology
Flushing Out Technology
Automatic flushing, faucets, and towel dispensers are amazing modern inventions. Nothing’s better than convenience and germ-free features, but inconsistent use of technology makes many of us just look foolish. Heads up restroom designers–either commit to […]
Who Needs a Five Dollar Banana Peeler?
How lazy have we become? I know that this sounds like a rhetorical question, but I am going to answer it anyway. In my lifetime, technology has given us so many ways to save time […]
Who Needs an Engineer?
And the CEOs said “We need to be competitive in this world. We need to make new products and design new technology so our country can be powerful and profitable once again.” And the Accountants […]
DVR Etiquette: The Perils of Technology
Technology is always moving forward. However, such advancement does not come without setbacks. Roughly a century ago, the automobile was introduced and was an immediate hit. But that introduction soon gave rise to the problem […]
To Droid or Not to Droid?
“To Droid or not to Droid that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in my mind to suffer the slings, arrows, and anxiety attacks of learning new technology or take arms against it and by […]
Looking for a Few Good Revolutionaries? Try the New Secret Internet
Are you a government overthrower who is sick and tired of the slow Internet? Do you try to get word to your fellow revolutionaries only to be hit by pop-up ads and spam in your […]
Heaven’s Gate Part 2: The iCult
For those of you who don’t remember the Heaven’s Gate cult, let me refresh your memory. This was a group of religious fanatics led by a man named Marshall Applewhite, or more lovingly referred to […]
Computer Eharmony
I rarely use my printer. I don’t need to print things out. I keep all my work on my computer, and I back it up in some way. I understand that some people, more specifically […]