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Verizon and the NSA

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

The news is reporting Verizon has been providing the National Security Agency with logs of every call their customers in the United States have made. Now we finally know who the Verizon dude was talking […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Technologycell phones, customers, National Security Agency, news, NSA, united states, verizon, Verizon Wireless

The Toilet Paper Trade Act

May 21, 2013May 21, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Venezuela is running out of toilet paper. The country has plenty of oil, but little bathroom tissue.  We have tons of bathroom tissue but could use some oil. I am neither a diplomat nor an […]

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, oil, shortages, toilet paper, united states, venezuela

Another Threat From North Korea

March 7, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

I saw on the news this morning that North Korea threatened a nuclear strike against the United States. That’s what you get when you send the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman as your peace ambassadors. […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, SportsBob Saget, Dennis Rodman, Harlem Globetrotters, North Korea, nuclear strike, united states

Vacation in Pakistan

May 28, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Looking for a cheap vacation?  Well, according to the internet ads, you can get a round trip ticket from anywhere in the US to Pakistan for under $999.  I find this hard to believe.  How […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayairline fares, america, humor, Pakistan, Travel, united states

How to Boost Voting Rates

April 17, 2012 Richard Spall

Often the citizens of the United States are called upon to cast their vote for representatives who they feel will honestly represent their best interests in a legislative or executive setting. Failing that, they usually […]

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Newt Gingrich’s New Plan to Track Illegal Immigrants

March 16, 2012March 16, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich and his supporters think he might have come up with an idea to solve the illegal immigrant issue.  In a rally in Illinois, Gingrich said he might use the services of UPS and […]

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Norway: A Great Place to Do Time

March 2, 2012March 2, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Norway, the country which is arguably the kindest country on the planet and which has not produced a mean person since the day of the Vikings, has just opened a prison that provides its inmates […]

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