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No, I’m Not Nostradamus

January 21, 2026January 19, 2026 Mark R Hunter

I first posted this in October, 2006. You historians, check and see how right (or wrong) I was.   Like most prognosticators, I usually reserve my predictions column until the end of the year. But […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle2008 Election, Congress, election, elections, forecast, forecasts, history, politics, prediction, predictions, prognostication, US Congress

Boehner’s Miracle Cure

September 27, 2015September 27, 2015 Stacia Friedman

“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsDonald Trump, hillary clinton, John Boehner, Pope Francis, US Congress

Stampgate the Next Scandal to Rock the Nation?

March 13, 2015 E. V. Erton

A major row has broken out on Capitol Hill over who should pay for the stamps on thousands of letters that Republican senators are sending out to world leaders. The mail campaign was inspired by […]

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2 CommentsFictionIran nuclear deal, letter campaign backfires, postal service, President Obama, Republicans letter spree, US Congress

Nationhood for Congress? Vote Aye!

September 17, 2014 E. V. Erton

Should the US Congress become an independent country? In the wake of the historic vote in Scotland on whether or not to leave the United Kingdom and opt for self rule, conferring the same status on the US Congress […]

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6 CommentsFictionfunny, lobbyists, Scotland, Scotland indepedence vote, US Congress, washington dc

Town Suing Feds Over “Death Sentence” Decision

September 12, 2014September 12, 2014 E. V. Erton

The town of Nowhere, Oregon, is suing the U.S. federal government for canceling the construction of a bridge and effectively consigning the declining community to an economic death. Nowhere is located on an island and […]

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2 CommentsFictionbridge, Federal Government, funny, pork barrel politics, US Congress

Historically Unpopular US Congress Scores Top Ranking in Global Study

September 8, 2014 E. V. Erton

The US Congress has been ranked as the planet’s number one dead zone in a new scientific study. Dead zones are places where nothing happens and no life exists. Previously, the Kakunda Cavern Lake in […]

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6 CommentsFictionBP spill, dead zones, funny, Rick Perry, US Congress

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