Archive for January, 2012

Beef Strip Tease

January 31, 2012
By Lisa K. Nelson
Beef Strip Tease

A really kind of creepy, confusing, cruel thing to do to your dog is to gnaw and tug and eventually snarf down a piece of beef jerky right in front of his face. Lisa...

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The Daring Young Man on the Traffic Light

January 31, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

News stories can be a rich source of laughs.  Take this one, for instance: AP ­ Tuesday, June 28, 2011 NEW YORK (AP) — A man who climbed atop a traffic light and briefly...

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No Walmart Greeter Job for Paula Abdul

January 31, 2012
By Stephanie Queen

Soon, Walmart will be doing away with its famous “greeters”, the employees whose “Welcome to Walmart”  signature phrase takes the sting out of standing in line behind the guy who thinks repetitive belching in...

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The Book of Poo

January 31, 2012
By Bill Y Ledden
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Little Dill Y, like all 6 year old’s, is 6 years old. He’s your average inquisitive, Bon Jovi hating kid. Because his mother and I are not very good conversationalists, we tend to buy...

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Why I Hate Checkout Lines

January 30, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

I do everything right when choosing a checkout line.  I try to avoid the slow checkers.  I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing...

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The Wrong Way to Quiet Basketball

January 30, 2012
By Stan Silliman

  Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman THE WRONG WAY TO QUIET BASKETBALL Basketball can be a noisy sport, especially if your neighbor’s driveway goal has an echoing metal backboard with lots of vibration....

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Live-in Twin

January 30, 2012
By Lisa K. Nelson
Live-in Twin

After surgery, Peruvian boy’s parasitic twin –  basically hair and teeth — discovered to be Mary-Kate Olsen. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially...

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There Are No “Words With Friends” — At Least for Me

January 30, 2012
By Donna Cavanagh

An outcast – that is what I am.  While my husband and daughter playfully “Word” each other during the day, I am out of the loop because I own a Blackberry.  Sure, this Blackberry...

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See a blue picture…

January 30, 2012
By Bill Y Ledden
See a blue picture…

This internet thingy seems to know everything about me. I don’t mind the Google because it tries to help with its suggestions. When I search for ‘Russian tins dressed as Nuns, it asks me...

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Cain Endorses Gingrich for GOP Nomination

January 29, 2012
By Dr. Nancy Berk

Cain endorses Gingrich for GOP Nomination. The two plan to take back the country right after a celebratory dinner at Hooters. Dr. Nancy BerkNancy Berk, Ph.D. is the author of COLLEGE BOUND AND GAGGED:...

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