Skip to content
15 Jun, 2026
Recent Humor
Nuptial Indemnity
So Jared Kushner is facing a corruption probe in Albania after spending $1.4bn on the abandoned island of Sazan, a communist era military base with plans to “Trumpify” it into something gold colored. Angry locals are now calling the island, “Trump Island,” which is probably not the greatest name for an island. Corruption probes are nothing new to these so-called people who already have a concept of a plan…
God of the Universe Next Door
At President’s Request, UFC Will Permit Eye-Gouging at White House Matches
Stephen Miller Jokes (Danger! Some of these are more warped than he is!)
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • 2012
  • January

Month: January 2012

Beef Strip Tease

January 31, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

A really kind of creepy, confusing, cruel thing to do to your dog is to gnaw and tug and eventually snarf down a piece of beef jerky right in front of his face.

Share this Post:
3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictiondogs, jerky

The Daring Young Man on the Traffic Light

January 31, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

News stories can be a rich source of laughs.  Take this one, for instance: AP ­ Tuesday, June 28, 2011 NEW YORK (AP) — A man who climbed atop a traffic light and briefly stopped […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylefiction, funny, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, new york, news, relationships, weird news

No Walmart Greeter Job for Paula Abdul

January 31, 2012January 31, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Soon, Walmart will be doing away with its famous “greeters”, the employees whose “Welcome to Walmart”  signature phrase takes the sting out of standing in line behind the guy who thinks repetitive belching in public […]

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Movies & TVhumor, Paula Abdul, The X Factor, walmart, Walmart greeters

The Book of Poo

January 31, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Little Dill Y, like all 6 year old’s, is 6 years old. He’s your average inquisitive, Bon Jovi hating kid. Because his mother and I are not very good conversationalists, we tend to buy him […]

Share this Post:
5 CommentsFictionBon Jovi hating kid, Book of Poo, Little Dill Y, What Shat That?

Why I Hate Checkout Lines

January 30, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

I do everything right when choosing a checkout line.  I try to avoid the slow checkers.  I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing carts […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funcheckout line, funny, funny stories, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, Walgreens

The Wrong Way to Quiet Basketball

January 30, 2012 Stan Silliman

  Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman THE WRONG WAY TO QUIET BASKETBALL Basketball can be a noisy sport, especially if your neighbor’s driveway goal has an echoing metal backboard with lots of vibration. Even […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsSports

Live-in Twin

January 30, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

After surgery, Peruvian boy’s parasitic twin —  basically hair and teeth — discovered to be Mary-Kate Olsen.

Share this Post:
1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionMary-Kate Olsen, parasitic twin, Peru

There Are No “Words With Friends” — At Least for Me

January 30, 2012January 30, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

An outcast – that is what I am.  While my husband and daughter playfully “Word” each other during the day, I am out of the loop because I own a Blackberry.  Sure, this Blackberry is […]

Share this Post:
10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlackberry, Droids, games, humor, iPhone, rejection, Words with Friends

See a blue picture…

January 30, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

This internet thingy seems to know everything about me. I don’t mind the Google because it tries to help with its suggestions. When I search for ‘Russian tins dressed as Nuns, it asks me ‘Did […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFictionblue picture, nuns, Russian twins, Russian twins dressed as Nuns, See a blue picture, see a blue picture try to deselect it

Cain Endorses Gingrich for GOP Nomination

January 29, 2012January 29, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

Cain endorses Gingrich for GOP Nomination. The two plan to take back the country right after a celebratory dinner at Hooters.

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, PoliticsCain, gingrich, Hooters, humor, politics

Posts pagination

1 2 … 16 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on So Jared Kushner is facing a c…
Mark R Hunter on God of the Universe Next Door
Bill Spencer on And if you look real close, yo…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on That awkward moment when they…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “The capacity to be either hap…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “To sleep, perchance to…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on The stationary hands of a brok…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Soon…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Trump Derangement Syndrome…
Bill Spencer on That awkward moment when they…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: Mr. President, Please Put Down The Cellphone And Get Some Sleep

Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …

Cartoon: We’re Gonna Need More Ketchup

Top Posts & Pages

  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • At President's Request, UFC Will Permit Eye-Gouging at White House Matches
    At President's Request, UFC Will Permit Eye-Gouging at White House Matches
  • So Jared Kushner is facing a corruption probe in Albania after spending $1.4bn on the abandoned island of Sazan, a communist era military base with plans to “Trumpify” it into something gold colored. Angry locals are now calling the island, “Trump Island,” which is probably not the greatest name for an island. Corruption probes are nothing new to these so-called people who already have a concept of a plan…
    So Jared Kushner is facing a corruption probe in Albania after spending $1.4bn on the abandoned island of Sazan, a communist era military base with plans to “Trumpify” it into something gold colored. Angry locals are now calling the island, “Trump Island,” which is probably not the greatest name for an island. Corruption probes are nothing new to these so-called people who already have a concept of a plan…
  • God of the Universe Next Door
    God of the Universe Next Door
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
  • That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
    That awkward moment when they remove your name from The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and put it where it really belongs…
  • God of the Universe Next Door
    God of the Universe Next Door
  • The Secret to Love
    The Secret to Love
  • A big shout out to this selfless dude who decided to stay at home on New Years Eve, just so he could hang out with his sister...
    A big shout out to this selfless dude who decided to stay at home on New Years Eve, just so he could hang out with his sister...
  • MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
    MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes