Today is the the day we celebrate happy mothers. There are not many of them out there, due to all the stuff they have to put up with from children and husbands. And that, I…
Empowered by NBA player Jason Collins’ courageous announcement that he is a gay man, 3 more NBA players came forward, this time to announce that they are white. Retired NBA great Larry Bird as well…
It had been about a week since I had consulted with a professional, scrapped my soy butter, and laid down the forbidden peanut butter snacks-of-death for my uninvited guest rats. So I donned some latex…
My wife alerted me to the fact that there was scratching and clawing going on in our ceiling. And she said there’s small amounts of crap being laid down in the attic on the rubbermaid…
The telltale white smoke from the Sistine Chapel has indicated that the Roman Catholic Church has a new pope. The successor to Pope Benedict XVI has been chosen and now it has been announced that…
A rookie Vatican firefighter, Giuseppe Vanotti, caused $2 million in damages to the Sistine Chapel earlier today when he mistook the black smoke billowing from the historic church during the papal conclave to be an…
Word has leaked that God has chosen the next pope. After much pontiff-icating he selected the Victor, whom we are told may not have been the most pope-u-lar choice. Tabloids have been speculating over whether…
A little bit nervous trying out a new neighborhood restaurant. It’s way too early for the health department to have been by already to say ‘yay’ or ‘neigh’ on the burgers. Richard SpallMore Posts -…
I was out in public the other day and a pair of kids were acting out of control and annoying me. So I went and had some choice words with their mother. I said “Listen…
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