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Breaking: Hillary Clinton Convicted In Court Of Uncle Ray’s Facebook Wall

October 26, 2016
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In a startling development overnight, Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton was swiftly tried and convicted in a court of Uncle Ray’s Facebook wall. Uncle Ray, over a period of about 128 minutes, carefully and methodically…

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Rush Limbaugh Disproves Centuries of Science With Well-Researched Treatise

June 3, 2016
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Rsuh

Recently during his radio show, host Rush Limbaugh unwittingly destroyed many centuries’ worth of evolutionary science simply with an offhand quip about Harambe, the gorilla at the center of the recent Cincinnati Zoo incident. Limbaugh,…

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Gutted United States Military Now Only Allowed Budget Of Next Seven or Eight Countries’ Militaries

January 17, 2016
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So weak

CHARLESTON, SC: Aspiring GOP Presidential hopefuls sparred Thursday night in a Fox Business GOP Presidential debate which revealed shocking details about the United States’ gutted military. Recent figures are now suggesting that the most expensive…

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Woman Helps Homeless Person, Doesn’t Post It On The Internet

December 10, 2015
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Late last night in front of a local grocery store, an unidentified area woman assisted a homeless man with some food, money, and a blanket she retrieved from her trunk. A young woman shopping nearby…

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Japan To Continue Whaling For Science’s Need To Know How Delicious Whale Meat Is

December 5, 2015
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With a mission to kill 333 whales, Japan has sent its first whaling fleet to the Antarctic Ocean in more than a year. The expedition has launched despite an International Court of Justice ruling prohibiting…

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GOP Debate Back On As NBC Agrees To Remove Moderators, Cameras, Questions

November 2, 2015
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Debate

Days ago, the Republican National Committee suspended its February debate with NBC News because they were upset over the handling of CNBC’s recent debate in Boulder, Colorado. Many candidates felt they were ambushed with what…

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Anonymous Plans To Reveal Names of About 1,000 Nickelback Fan Club Members

October 30, 2015
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Shhh

The so-called hacktivist collective “Anonymous,” in yet another campaign to attempt to change shameful society-poisoning behaviors, have vowed to release the names of “about 1,000” Nickelback Fan Club members as part of an ongoing operation…

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Ford’s Theatre: “We Kept Them Safe! (Except For That One Time)”

October 26, 2015
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Ford’s Theatre has angrily fired back at Donald Trump after he made what seemed to be allegations that the venue was somehow responsible for Abraham Lincoln’s assassination in 1865. During a short press gathering earlier…

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Inspiring Teen Uses Potato To Run Digital Clock, Envisions One Day Powering Entire Cities From Potatoes

October 16, 2015
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Brilliant!

HOUSTON, TEXAS – Inspiring local teen Frank Protsman won the Southeast Texas Regional Science Fair with an innovative clock which can actually be powered by potatoes. Amazingly, Protsman inserted electrodes into common produce and apparently…

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The Black Dot Campaign

October 15, 2015
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Domestic violence is a huge problem in America. Often the abused do not feel that they can tell others about their situation without an abuser finding out. But now there’s something called “The Black Dot…

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