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No Sympathy When I am Sick

October 28, 2011
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No Sympathy When I am Sick

My husband had a head cold this week.  So, being a nice wife, I made him homemade chicken soup that I packed in a nice Tupperware container so he could nuke it at work. I…

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Tips for a Christian Halloween

October 28, 2011
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Tips for a Christian Halloween

Halloween is a tricky (pardon the pun) holiday for Christians given its pagan roots and association with various festivals of the dead. Some Christians are dead set against it, but thanks to slick Madison Avenue…

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What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas on Halloween

October 27, 2011
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What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas on Halloween

“This is going to be awesome Baxter,” shouted Doc from the passenger side of the 1957 black and silver hearse. They had won an all-expense-paid Las Vegas Vampire Vacation in a promotional contest called, Ghoul’s Rule Halloween…

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Just Dance 3

October 27, 2011
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All those people buying that Just Dance 3 video game realize they can just turn on their radio and dance in their living room for free, right?

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Like A God

October 27, 2011
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My wife treats me like a God. She only gives me love on Easter and Christmas.        

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Random Thought 31

October 27, 2011
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Sometimes I ask myself, “Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it matters most?” And that answer, I’m afraid, is silence.

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Ten Things My Wife Has NEVER Said to Me

October 27, 2011
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Ten Things My Wife Has NEVER Said to Me

It’s important to qualify this post with the fact that my wife and I are very much in love and have been happily married for more than 16 years. That degree of relational longevity doesn’t…

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Just In Time For Halloween….’SCARY’ Movie Villains. Wuh Huh Huh Huh….etc

October 27, 2011
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Here’s something to get you geared up for Halloween…a montage of movie villains doing what movie villains do. Get portrayed terribly, and laugh maniacally. It has Freddy Kreuger, Jack Nicholson in “The Shining”, Pinhead from…

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The Constitutionality of Whales

October 26, 2011
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, has introduced a lawsuit against Sea World, alleging that the theme park violates killer whales’ 13th Amendment rights. They hope that the U.S. District Court in…

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Student Loan Forgiveness

October 26, 2011
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There’s a petition going around that asks the Federal Government to forgive student loans. So far, there are 32,000 signatures from people of all walks of life, in all kinds of financial situations. I think…

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Random Thought 30

October 26, 2011
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My advice for a person who’s just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms…faster.

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Halloween Decoration

October 26, 2011
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Halloween Decoration

  There was a banging on my front door. My dog  was snarling and going wild. Afraid of what stood on the other side,  I opened the door slightly to take a peek.  I was…

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Monster-in-Law Comes for a Visit

October 26, 2011
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Last Week turned out being a very stressful week for me.  My live-in girlfriend Ginger’s mother came to visit us for a week.  One thing that I did learn from her visit was that the…

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Look Out Bello!

October 25, 2011
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Now that Maria Bello is starring on a primetime television show, we are seeing a lot less of her. Anyone who has seen her movies will know what I mean by that. Whenever I see…

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The Northern Lights

October 25, 2011
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Disclaimer: The following article is highly likely to contain scientific facts that I made up on the spot, so if you’re using this article as citation for a college research paper, don’t do it Courtney,…

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Halloween Costume

October 25, 2011
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This last weekend I was helping my son come up with a really scary halloween costume, and we agreed on one that will send shivers through all the people who are brave enough to answer…

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Paranormal Activity 3 and Things that Go Bump in the Night

October 25, 2011
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Paranormal Activity 3 and Things that Go Bump in the Night

This week I am going to see Paranormal Activity 3. I have prepared for this film. I bought my favorite movie candy, which when shoved in my mouth will stop me from screaming, an extra…

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More Lindsay Lohan

October 25, 2011
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Lindsay Lohan’s fired her manager. It was easy for her to cut him from her life, because he isn’t cocaine    

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Random Thought 29

October 25, 2011
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To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.

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Trump Doubts Obama’s Birth Certificate

October 25, 2011
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Donald Trump doubts the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate.  Trump has seen it, but just can’t believe it – much the same reaction the rest of the world gets when we look at his hair

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Random Thought 28

October 25, 2011
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If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

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