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KiddieProd: The Solution for Unruly Children

May 18, 2011
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Recently, the wife and I have been at our wits end trying to get control of our kids’ poor behavior. We tried the usual tricks that most Americans employ, such as giving them more time…

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Do Diet Drinks Really Cause Heart Disease?

May 18, 2011
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I was fumbling around my house last night when I heard the TV tell me that a new study has shown a strong link between drinking diet sodas and heart attacks. Apparently, people in the…

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Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased

May 18, 2011
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Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream…

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Joke of the Day 5.18.2011

May 18, 2011
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Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.

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The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

May 18, 2011
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The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

I live in a split-level development on a half-acre of land in suburban Philadelphia.  While I may not have to worry about bears or lions showing up to devour my family, I do at times…

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The Newest Cause of Death: Living

May 17, 2011
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The Newest Cause of Death: Living

It’s not just smoking, ingesting High-Fructose Corn Syrup, drinking alcohol, and working with asbestos that can kill you, say scientists. You can also die by breathing in an out for as little as 30 seconds…

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It’s SlutWalk Weather — Bring It On!

May 17, 2011
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Are these young ladies inviting you to have forced sex with them? The key word is “forced”. A lot of men might think they are.  A police officer up in  Toronto suggested that such attire…

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King of the Squirrels

May 17, 2011
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This morning on the way to work, I came upon a pair of squirrels moving slowly across the road. I don’t think they noticed me, so I slowed down to avoid making squirrel pancakes. They…

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Shocking Revelations About Politician

May 17, 2011
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Shocking revelations were revealed about Melvin Dinkledorf, representative of his state’s 8th district. New reports by over 12 different sources have shown that although he has been married for 36 years, he has not ever…

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US Puts Cap’n Crunch and the Snap, Crackle and Pop Gang on Death Row

May 17, 2011
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I have always enjoyed my morning cereal. Although my cereal choices today often have healthy-sounding names such as Kashi or anything with the word bran in the title, I still enjoy a bowl of Fruity…

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I LOVE MY HO

May 17, 2011
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I LOVE MY HO

I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t…

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The Dentist Chair

May 16, 2011
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I don’t like to see people argue. I especially don’t like it when they argue in front of me and pretend I am not there.  Last Friday, I was at the dentist.  My mouth was…

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The Devil Made Me Do it

May 16, 2011
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“The devil led me in that direction.”  Yep, that was the excuse a friend of mine’s ex-boyfriend used when she confronted him with his cheating ways. I have to admit that when my friend told…

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The Collateral Damage of a Friend’s Breakup

May 15, 2011
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The Collateral Damage of a Friend’s Breakup

One of my friends was unceremoniously dumped over a Burger King lunch.  The week or so before this traumatic event, she was convinced that her beloved was going to pop the question, and he did,…

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The new TV programming schedule: What is going on here?

May 14, 2011
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I was born in 1970. TV programming was in full swing, had found its rhythm and was as popular as ever. I remember watching my favorite primetime series in the late 70s and 80s. Each…

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Facebook Gossips about Google? Tsk Tsk

May 14, 2011
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After the movie The Social Network premiered, Facebook took on heroic status. It was a Cinderella story about a company, founded by young entrepreneurs, who dreamed about breaking tradition and painting a fresh face on…

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Verizon’s New iPhone Commercials

May 13, 2011
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Have you seen Apple’s recent commercial with Verizon for the iPhone? I think they must be doing crack in those advertising meetings. These advertisements are pretentious, assuming and rather rude. They are basically saying that…

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Socialism, Social-media, Social-izin, it all Obama’s fault!

May 13, 2011
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Socialism, Social-media, Social-izin, it all Obama’s fault!

Socialism, Social-media, Social-izin, it all Obama’s fault!   By Will Roberts Well now I have seen everything… This Tea Party billboard that is up around the country says it all. What’s next Mr. President? So…

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Be Vigilant Against Sleeper Cells

May 13, 2011
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Just because the professed head of a diabolical group is taken down, this does not mean that the group itself dies. Unfettered, its evil mission can continue to be carried out by his agents and…

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Wilderness Survival – the Sequel

May 13, 2011
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This was a text message from my daughter:  “Mom, I need to get a fishing license.” Naturally, I texted back: “You do know that fishing is an outdoor activity, right?” Her response: “I know where…

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Newt for President, I will try to be Bi-Partisan, but I am really into woman!

May 12, 2011
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Newt for President, I will try to be Bi-Partisan, but I am really into woman!

Newt: IF elected I will be faithful to my party, unless a prettier party comes along!  I promise to be a hands on President… And I will try to be Bi- partisan, HOWEVER, I am…

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