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Might Your Child’s First Words be “Moo-Moo”?

June 19, 2011
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Tired of nursing your baby?  Well, don’t worry; Chinese cows can do that for you.  Yes, Chinese scientists have produced a genetically-modified cow that can make milk which can be substituted for human breast milk.…

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Bronx Woman Grabbed by Invisible Rope and Dragged into Store

June 19, 2011
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New York City.  A woman who has asked to remain anonymous states that she was “grabbed by an invisible lasso and pulled inside” while passing the Odd OutLot store on Broadway in The Bronx. “I…

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Mid-Life Crisis? Don’t Watch TV!

June 18, 2011
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Mid-Life Crisis? Don’t Watch TV!

It seems as though because I am in my forties I am going through an early mid-life crisis. I will admit that I have been going through a mid-life crisis for about the last twenty years ever since the…

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Them Crazy Genes

June 18, 2011
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I had my genealogy done and yes it stated that my ancestry began in Africa, through Europe, to the Americas. I also have all 5 markers for Naive American.  I guess that mean if you…

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Ten Things I Will Never Understand About Women


June 18, 2011
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  This is an R-rated post. I’ve been dating for twelve years. Before the elder statesmen chime in and say “Son, I’ve been dealing with women shit for forty-five years and I still don’t understand…

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DNA Origins Shock Many

June 18, 2011
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In recent years, scientists have put forth the Out-of-Africa Theory that in layman’s terms says we are all descendents from one mitochondria  named “Eve” which originated from Africa.   Different races evolved as our human…

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Tweets from History – Galileo

June 17, 2011
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Galileo: Yes, fine, but you using the brain God gave you to deny His wonders and His methods. And He’s pissed at ME? http://wcti.us/004H

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Is Mom Hef’s New Girlfriend?

June 17, 2011
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Mom, Hugh Hefner is on the market again. This could be a big opportunity for you as maybe he’s finally going to date age-appropriate women. Yes, it’s true; his nuptuals to Crystal Harris, the 25-year-old…

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Dude, That is so Gay

June 17, 2011
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Dude, That is so Gay

A guy walks into a bathroom stall, he chooses the handicapped stall because I am standing at the lone urinal. This particular bathroom setup has always bothered me… two or more stalls and one urinal.…

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The Challenge of Avoiding Sharks

June 17, 2011
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The Challenge of Avoiding Sharks

I had lunch with my high school friends last week, and we started to talk about exercising which led to my one friend talking about this triathlon event that is being held in her New…

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Happy Bloomsday!!!

June 17, 2011
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This is the first year that I am happy to celebrate Bloomsday, the longest day in literary history. If you didn’t know, June 16th, 1904 was the day James Joyce chose to follow the main…

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Birthday Clown

June 17, 2011
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The clown at my son’s birthday party was so bad that he made a balloon animal by sticking an air compressor hose in my dog’s mouth.

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Deja Vu moments?

June 16, 2011
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I thought I was having a lot of deja vu moments but I realized I was just in a big rut doing the same thing over and over again.

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Defusing a Hot Tub Disaster

June 16, 2011
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Defusing a Hot Tub Disaster

Many people are aware of the relationship I have with my hot tub or as those in the industry call it, my “spa”.  My spa came to me in 2005.  I fell in love with…

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Sarahpalinite

June 16, 2011
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Ok, so Kryptonite makes superman weak. Sarahpalinite kills his brain cells. Just, you know, for future reference. http://wcti.us/00EK

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Breaking Weiner News

June 16, 2011
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The early word today is that Representative Anthony Weiner is stepping down from his position soon. Citing the overwhelming scheduling demands of Congress, he simply did not have enough time in his day to send…

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Negative People

June 16, 2011
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Negative people are like vampires. They will just suck every last bit of  life out of you.    

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Fear

June 15, 2011
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FDR: All we have to fear is fear itself. And Hitler. Stalin. Tojo. Eleanor when she’s pissed off. You don’t want that. http://wcti.us/0013

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Rush Limbaugh

June 15, 2011
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Hold the presses, I just found out that Rush Limbaugh is not a satirical character, but a real person. WTF?

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Retirement

June 15, 2011
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I used to dream that if I worked hard, and saved enough money, I could retire early. Now, I just dream that I won’t kill myself by Saturday.

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Jobs, It’s all just common CENTS! cause that’s all we can afford!

June 15, 2011
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Jobs, It’s all just common CENTS! cause that’s all we can afford!

Where are the jobs? Olly olly, oxen free, free free ! Now, all I know is what I read on the internet, and all I see, other than politicians’ body parts, is the four letter…

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