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Battle of the Sexes

July 20, 2011
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"In the battle of the sexes, everyone has a special agender."

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People

July 20, 2011
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Ever notice that people who think and act small are among your biggest problems?

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The End of the World May Be Coming!

July 19, 2011
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If you are looking for a sure sign that the end is near, check out the National League Central standings. the Pittsburgh Pirates are leading the division. Definitely a sign of hell freezing over!

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Look, But You Better Not Touch

July 19, 2011
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Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this…

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A Pie for Mr. Murdoch

July 19, 2011
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A Pie for Mr. Murdoch

The Mrs. says no way Jose and literally saves face for Rupert Murdoch, or to be precise,  saves his face from whatever is in that “cream pie”. It’s pretty sad when someone a foot smaller…

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To Willie Nelson

July 19, 2011
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Dear Willie, I see that you have been busted for marijuana possession again. This has gotten to be a habit with you.  This time, though, you drew a tough Texas judge who isn’t impressed with…

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Grocery Shopping is Hard

July 19, 2011
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I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to go…

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Trousers

July 18, 2011
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TRO– USERS ARE VERY interesting. I’m wearing a pair even as I type this. They are very useful for covering the lower parts of the body for those occasions when it is unsuitable to be…

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The Wizarding World Of …

July 18, 2011
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I just saw a movie where a wizard sacrifices himself for humanity. I had a really hard time believing any of it. Anybody else see “Passion of the Christ”?

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What Was Considered “Funny” 2000 Years Ago?

July 18, 2011
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A story left to us by the famous Roman historian Livy, tells of a man known only as Ishmael who in the year 4 CE traveled the Near East showcasing an astonishing mule he’d discovered…

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Harry Potter, Religious Fanatics and Movie Fun

July 18, 2011
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My daughter and I have certain movies we like to see together. We try and go see these movies the first weekend that they are released so that we can participate in the long-awaited, premiere…

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The Ugliest Baseball Players of All Time

July 17, 2011
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Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me. Don Mossi Back in…

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Send Me To Jail

July 17, 2011
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Send Me To Jail

As most people who know me know, my financial situation is, as it always has been, dismal. They also know that the struggle to keep my head above water raising four children alone has left…

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It’s in the Vault: The Doomsday Vault That Is

July 17, 2011
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I recently saw previews for a new TV show called Falling Skies starring Noah Wyle.  In this drama, aliens have swooped down and pretty much destroyed the earth, and once again a few brave survivors…

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What Came First: the Chicken, the egg or Chinese Egg Rolls?

July 16, 2011
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  A new Chinese takeout place opened in town this week named Buddha’s Bar & Grill.   I stopped by to check it out the other day.   As I placed my order, I noticed that Ihurtufordollar-Le…

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Free Will

July 16, 2011
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God: I have just created what I call “humans”! Satan: What are those? God: Little creatures that run around earth. This is going to totally rule. They will do my bidding down there! Satan: Well,…

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Schizo Jesus

July 16, 2011
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I think I may have solved the biggest mystery out there. Why does Satan seem to have powers that practically no one else does? He seems to be quite the capable mischief-maker. The evil one…

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Get Ye Behind Me Lady Liberty

July 16, 2011
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Get Ye Behind Me Lady Liberty

Did you know, according to the right Reverend John Benefiel, that “we practice idolatry in America in ways that we don’t even recognize.”   According to this holy roller, anyone who recognizes the  Statue of Liberty…

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Joke of the Day – Honesty

July 15, 2011
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If the best humor comes from being honest, then why didn’t my girlfriend find it funny when I told her I slept with her best friend?

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How to Handle Women

July 15, 2011
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[Possibly Rated R, Proceed with Caution] Women are to be handled with kid gloves… all the time. There is no exception to this rule and you cannot waver. If you do… she’ll bite your head…

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The Murder Game

July 15, 2011
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So much for family love at the holidays.  Three brothers were finally charged with the murder of their mother because the woman had the nerve to ask them to play Yahtzee last Christmas Day.  Yes, all…

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