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Gunfighters, Romance and Espresso

June 10, 2011
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An old western writer friend of mine once told me that authentic cowboy poetry consisted of two things: Number one to keep a western cadence and number two, most importantly – to drop your G’s.…

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Mom and Dad

June 10, 2011
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When I was a kid, I used to play chess with my dad, and he would beat me all the time, because he had a bad temper, and he drank too much. My mom just…

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Reality Show Dreams Snuffed Out

June 10, 2011
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  Well, it looks as if my Reality TV dreams have gone up in smoke.   The Hollywood Producer that contacted me to star in a Reality TV Show, called me last night to work out…

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Dear Women…

June 10, 2011
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Dear Women…

I have a legitimate question/concern: When a guy gets a new girlfriend and that information becomes public (either through the circle of friends or FaceSpace), why does every girl that he ever dated come out…

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My Interview with a Vampire

June 10, 2011
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My Interview with a Vampire

For the last 15 years, I have written for a number of business and trade publications. I have covered a wide range of topics from the newest exhibitions at museums to the doggie poop pickup…

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Sarah Palin and Email

June 10, 2011
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The State of Alaska is releasing more than 24,000 pages of emails from Sarah Palin from her first two years in office as governor of Alaska. I heard the first 10,000 pages were emails  from…

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Observations on Pippa’s Ass, Anthony’s Weiner, and the Attack of the Liberal Mob!

June 9, 2011
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In defense of Anthony Weiner, going on Twitter and tweeting his penis to young women sounds a whole lot dirtier than it really is. Hell, it’s not like he was poking them on Facebook. It…

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Heaven’s Gate Part 2: The iCult

June 9, 2011
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For those of you who don’t remember the Heaven’s Gate cult, let me refresh your memory. This was a group of religious fanatics led by a man named Marshall Applewhite, or more lovingly referred to…

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Foods and Menopause

June 9, 2011
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Foods and Menopause

I just read an article that said the best way to not gain weight during menopause is to stop eating. Sounds a little rash, but I guess dying would speed up the menopause process.

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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, but Stops Off at a Strip Club for a lap dance

June 9, 2011
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, but Stops Off at a Strip Club for a lap dance

Since the beginning of time, or at least the caveman time, man has been the master of all domains. The ruler, the chief. If he wanted something, he’d just take it. His food, his woman.…

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The New and Improved KKK?

June 9, 2011
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I guess everyone deserves a second chance, right? We all deserve the opportunity to make amends and wipe the slate clean. We should open our hearts and give others the benefit of the doubt. Isn’t…

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An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)

June 9, 2011
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An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)

I like to read magazines and newspapers, no mind paid to the format—print or electronic. One of my favorite segments to peruse involves readers writing in to editors or columnists… asking for sage-like advice on…

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Mayor Lund is Getting his own Reality Show!

June 9, 2011
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Yes, believe it or not the “Big Ham” Tom Lund was offered a Reality TV show.   It seems that Hollywood has discovered a new talent, and who would believe that it would be the mayor.…

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Turning on a Woman

June 8, 2011
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  If you really want to turn on a woman, send her a pic of your photoshopped bank account.

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Can my Uterus Fall Out?

June 8, 2011
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I was having lunch with my cousin, and she told me that she was doing a lot of home improvement projects with her husband that required some heavy lifting. When she told this to my…

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Queird

June 8, 2011
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It’s a fact… we all say stupid things when we’re drunk. Often times it is a slight slur of a word or phrase, maybe the alcohol acts as a lubricant to letting out the truth;…

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Auto-correct woes

June 8, 2011
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Many of you have experienced something on your phones called auto-correct, which works to help people who can’t spell and the owners of Apple products. Which may be redundant. Anyway, there’s a web site that…

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Mass Grave In Texas?

June 8, 2011
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A search for a mass grave in Texas made national news after a psychic called in a tip. Authorities searched and it was reported that there was no mass grave. But further investigation revealed that…

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Cooler or Smarter: The iPhone vs. The Droid

June 8, 2011
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Cooler or Smarter:  The iPhone vs. The Droid

There will always be great rivalries in this world:  Yankees vs. Red Sox; Army vs. Navy; Skippy vs. Jif, and now the iPhone vs. the Droid. I know what you are thinking: Everyone knows the…

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Dressing Up to Date

June 8, 2011
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Dressing Up to Date

I’m an unconcerned dresser. I get up in the morning, throw on gym shorts and a sweatshirt hoodie over the boxer shorts and t-shirt in which I slept, and think I’m presentable. It’s scary, but…

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My Grandma

June 7, 2011
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Whenever I’m alone with my thoughts, I wonder if my grandma is looking down on me, then I wonder why she likes to watch me take a crap. She was always a little different. I…

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